Because I would like to start the New Year off well, I want to begin with an apology.
I'm sorry, Taylor Swift, for the scorched-earth worldwide news coverage on gossip pages that I apparently triggered with a column over the weekend, about the work on the sea wall at your Watch Hill house.
Whatever, dude. Like he never suspected that writing a hate piece on the biggest pop star in the world would blow up into a huge story.
I can't ever tell if Taylor has fully cut her hair short. Sometimes she pins it back to make it look short, then I think she has fully cut it, but the very next day it's the same length as it was before.
Whatever, dude. Like he never suspected that writing a hate piece on the biggest pop star in the world would blow up into a huge story.
