Rowan's Review Work that glo up sis. The 22 rise, slay. I don't know why the girls didn't like you last time. Maybe they got slashed by your Dragon Claw? Maybe, but slay! You're not my favorite Pseudo legend, but you're not the worst by any means. You were pretty much THAT Pokemon back then in Gen IV and I think you're one of the highlights. Your typing is cute, and I love the blues on your body. You're still rocking those curlers in your head I see.
Battle Spot Metagame Icon honestly. Your great attack and your fantastic speed that puts you above all the base 100 Speed Pokemon. You were and still are a force in the meta game, not budging one spot. So slay a tad. Your Dragon/Ground typing leaves you with two good physical attacking types as well. Destroy them sis!
Team Galatic Grunts Corner:
BOA "fierce af but i can't stand that is used by everybody in the metagame" better then ha being shoved down our throats like some others! Topmaster "Iconic legend." Sunny "ugly OP trash... why GF cant make an actual shark? they cat in half sharpedo and they gave this one legs..." I mean this is better then a generic shark but OK.
Phresh "a blue dragon ground, which is OP and got a mega, there isn't much left to not hate about it" a mess the color blue ha impact on you. Do you get triggered by the sky sis?
Poki "Slightly better than bad." ok work
IT leaves us with this puzzle "Cynthia's Garchomp 💀 ?" um.....okay??????? Lord Gaga "First Shiny that I EV trained and it turned out to be such a slay. Will always have good memories with her." awww the sentimental memories we have with our pokemon <3
IconicFlop "Apex predator, the land shark. This Pokémon wraps the evo line up on a strong note. I just can't get over the fact that this thing has a Natalie Nunn chin" Bitch NOT Natalie Nunn you ain't right for this
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