BTW Pitchfork DRAGGED Tity's Tour to the end of time.
Literally we could never.
Quote:
When I try to recall what happened at last night’s Katy Perry show, it’s all a blur: I seem to remember a Macy’s Parade-size turd emoji balloon, a very long homage to the musical Cats, and a set for the opening number “Roar” that made me write down in my notes “‘Legends of the Hidden Temple’ would be the scariest show to watch on mushrooms.”
Somebody should thread it! It's a long read full of kii's!
It was like, "OK, fireworks for 'Firework', sure, this is great" or "Yes, let's do the Sunset Strip thing for 'This Is How We Do', these massive balloons are fun." The show was really at its best when it was the most literal, which emphasizes how one-dimensional she often feels as an artist.
Self hating gays who pretend to hate Gaga are worse than girls who pretend to like video games, stop trying to impress the straight male, you can't fight your nature
But in all realness I don't stan for any Pop Girls anyways obvs 'cus they're all untalented thots, but I'd say Ari & Gag are the best ones out of the crop.
Whenever she addressed the crowd last night, I felt like I was watching a Pixar movie: Lots of cartoony dialogue with these subtle, knowing winks to the parents being like, “Hey, there is actually a smart, self-aware adult human inside this hot-pink furry cat suit.” Something about that dynamic made me feel bad for her, though.
Even worse than the five or six dead on arrival midtempo Prism tracks that nobody seemed to love was the fact that she mangled almost all of her previous hits with revised arrangements that almost made me forget why songs like "Hot N Cold" were so amazing to begin with.
Even worse than the five or six DOA midtempo Prism tracks that nobody seemed to love was the fact that she mangled almost all of her previous hits with revised arrangements that almost made me forget why songs like "Hot N Cold" were so amazing to begin with.
