So let's take inventory of the American presidential candidates for a second:
We have two of the most unpopular candidates of all time leading both of the main parties - with one of them being a racist, sexist, narcissistic bigot who has a trail of dodgy deals and lies.
The other did some dodgy email stuff which made her public enemy #1 despite being cleared of wrongdoing. This leaves her in the awkward position of being one of the least trusted presidential candidates of all time.
Then in the third-party candidates we have a physician who after an eternity of medical training still has the audacity to challenge vaccinations, wifi and technology in schools. To top it all off there's now a warrant out for her arrest (even if the crime was, arguably, for a pretty noble cause in my book - you're still running for president you shouldn't be doing stuff quite that messy and illegal).
Finally today we can all say rest in peace to Gary Johnson's campaign for committing self-suicide on live TV by failing to know the most important city in Syria right now and the symbol of the Syrian struggle that has only been on TV for the last couple of years at least once a week.
Such a mess could truly only happen in the land of the free
