Why am I not on that list? Rem's always paying me dust after we broke up

We met ovr a year ago and I was make a celebration thread about it, but I forgot

It was when Paramore performed at the iTunes Festival on Sept. 4 of last year. Rem made a thread about it and I saw it and I was so surprised he was so into Paramore, I fell in love immediately

That day Rem was wearing the Brick By Boring Brick blonde Hayley avatar on the swing, I remember like it was just yesterday and now Rem and I are just strangers.