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Originally posted by SashaFierce
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I want her to perform a Countdown/Love On Top medley. The theme is Baby Blue!
Disclaimer: You will either interpret this as a hot ass mess or as a potentially iconic showcase of Teh King's talent.
She would be dressed in a solid color light blue, big, baggy American Eagle button up shirt with black booty shorts, blue flats and her hair tied in a bun with a blue hair tie. She'd have 10 identically dressed dancers behind her. Beyonce would begin the performance with a big blue church lady hat on.
BoooooOoOoOoOoOOOOOYYYYY!!!!
The stage would be dark and the audience would only be able to see her shadowy silhouette surrounded by blue-ish smoke.
Killing me SOOOOOFFFTTTLLYYY. And I'm still FAAAALLLLLLIIIINNGGG. STILL THE ONE I NEED! I will always be with yooouuuu OH! YOU GOT ME ALL GOOOONNNEE! Don't ever leeetttt me goooo. Say it really loud if you fly! If you leave me you OUTTTAA YOO MIIIND!
There would be blue fire works on stage and blue confetti exploding on every other side of the room. She would be doing the choreography from the second chorus in the video, however.
My baby is a 10. We dressin to the 9's. He pick me up at 8. Make me feel so lucky. 7. He kiss me in his 6. We be makin love at 5. Still the one I do this 4. I'm tryna make 3 from that 2, he's still the 1.
The stage would go black again. There would be flashes of blue lights revealing Beyonce's silhouette in different positions when she says each number.
There's ups and downs in this love. Got a lot to learn in this love. Through the good and through bad, still got love. Dedicated to the one I love.
She throws off the hat and the stage finally becomes totally visible.
Verse 1
2 of the back up dancers come in front of her and they all perform the choreography from the video.
Skipping the Boof Bridge, the second chorus and second countdown to the 2nd verse.
Yep, I put it on 'em, there ain't nothing that I CAN'T DO!
She would be sitting on the floor doing the
snap and flutter she does in the video. Beyonce pops, locks, drops and goes totally ****ing HAM during the Boof Boof section. Then the boof boof section would be replayed, accept without her vocals, as she and the 10 dancers perform an intricate dance breakdown. The 'Countdown' section would end on
OH!.
Transitioning to Love On Top and then finishing.
The opening music to Love On Top would play as the crowd goes wild. She skips the verses and choruses to the 4 choruses at the end where she changes key/modulates. Instead of saying
Baby, it's YOU!, she would say
Baby, it's BLUE!. By the last modulation, she is alone on stage. Before the final modulation, Beyonce would rip her blue hair tie out and let her weave fly free. 5 seconds after the very end, she'd snap her fingers and a picture of Teh Princess Blue would appear on the stage's screen and the Chosen One would be revealed to the world.
This would ensure, at the very LEAST, Top 20 spots for both songs.
