1. Are you a virgin?
- My hole remains untouched and bleached.
2. Are you in a relationship?
- With myself <3
3. Are you in love?
- NO
4. Are you single this year?
- If I said no to the both questions of above isn't this covered already?! **** YOU MYSPACE.
5. Can you commit to one person?
- Sure
6. Describe your perfect mate
- Tall, adventurous, relaxed, and not stubborn.
big dick
7. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- No.
8. Do you ever want to get married?
- Depends, I'm perfectly fine dying alone.
9. Do you forgive betrayal?
- Usually the first time, but the second time...chhhhh
10. Do you get jealous easily?
-
11. Do you have any piercings? Do you have any tattoos?
- I have 1 tattoo
12. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
- Duh.
13. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
-
14. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
- Yeah, two of my best gal pals.
15. Have you ever been cheated on? Have you ever cheated on someone?
- No
16. Have you ever cried over a guy?
- Steven, why won't you call me, feeling pathetic.
17. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
- Yes.
18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
- Sure?
19. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
- Yeah every straight guy that waves their dick in my face.
20. How many boyfriends have you had?
- 0
, I have had a girlfriend though
21. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
- Depends what is the present and how good the make-up sex is.
22. Things you want to say to an ex
-You look like a man, you claimed I tried copying your hair style, but yours is a greasy untamed mess that sicks to your face, while mine remains brushed, silky smooth, and shiny. You can continue to look like Tarzan with your jaw. Good bye, and bless.
23. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
- He was older then 21 I know that much...like sexual partners? Or like relationships cause I never had those.
24. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
- Their nose and lips.
25. What turns you off?
- Okay, when a guy has like more then 10 selfies of themselves on their Tumblr, Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter like plastered and ****. Like homie, we get it, you think you're attractive. I don't know, I just feel like if a guy is way to into himself, its like a bad sign that they're usually going to be to into talking about themselves.
I get that you're trying to sell yourself to the internet, but is there a point to having 50 different self shots of you in the bathroom half naked? I mean Facebook, I get if its a lot of pictures of yourself and friends or just looking cute. But why do we need to see a freaking "ME" section on your Tumblr with 40 pictures of you and your damn half naked body.
GOD FREAKING DAMN IT.
26. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
- Arms. I love a guy with nice arms. I'm not really a like six pack abs type of person, I just like lean guys mostly. Also, height. I loveeee a nice tall guy with nice arms and big hands.
Also, I like a guy that looks good with a plain white shirt on. I don't know why, but I just do.
27. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
- Its all fine if its legal.
28. Five people you find attractive?
1. Dylan O' Brien
2. Zayn
3. Logan Lerman
4. MGK
5. Andrew Garfield
6. Who ever this is
29. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
- Uhhhh, like we meet on twitter or ATRL and meet up and date? No.
I'd never date someone like we chat every night and you never wanna web chat with me.
30. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
- This one time when my ****ty ex-friend decided to be cute and casual and start hanging out with this one guy she knew I was really into.