Host commentary - Queen of analogies or hyperbole or whatever effing grammar word I'm looking for to describe the bulk of this song. This song is so damn goofy and it bops so it is hard not to enjoy it. Plus she had the sense to not put it on the album (I think I've noticed that I like her troll songs when she doesn't put them on the actual album).
Host commentary - The last unreleased song from Hello Suckers (some songs were repurposed for albums), this one is a bare bones piano ballad. It is really a beautiful song and a good reminder of Madge's raw vocal talent.
Host commentary - Again, this demo sounds similar to a lot of songs from Music, but it rocks a little harder than Music. And that chorus is so infectious.
Guest commentary eli’s_rhythm - Rockdonna still killing it
Subomie- Surprisingly not awful
This is SERIOUS 'he's a Capulet, I'm a Montague' teas
Host commentary - Is it about Gaga or is it just a song about the lessers in general? It is a fun song, but part of me is glad it didn't make the album just because Rebel Heart didn't really need any more fuel to the mess fire. Who doesn't love a diva being a little shady every now and then though?
Guest commentary ReinventionThis song is very Madonna, and I kinda love it. The Gaga shade is a bit embarrassing tho, like you don’t need to be so threatened. She’s not trying to be you M!
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