[ahem]
She was BORN THIS WAY, but people make fun of her POKER FACE. She is a SINGer and people like TEENAGERS listen to her songs all the time. I never SLEEP whenever her music goes on the radio, in the SUMMERTIME it never ends. Everytime her name comes up in a conversation, I smile and show my TEETH. I know I will be SPEECHLESS once her new songs are out, and continue to do this again, she will make every other artist DEAD and I will always stick by her TO THE END.
[folds paper in half, gets up, shortly bows and then walks off stage]
maybe Pedro? 
