BadBitch is a fat *****. She made out with a hot dog.
Early's ***** smells like rotting tuna. I heard she was caught in the girls' locker room ****ing with MrDeeds, but Sinny found them and turned it into a tranny threesome. They were also blasting "Heavy Metal Lover."
It's cute for BadBitch to renounce her Rihanna stanning just because Rih is more basic than Beyoncé. I have to give her credit for actually listening to Beyoncé according to her last.fm, but a true stan never wavers.
It's weird though, because everytime I see Early's font, I think it's Drais. I have to actually look at the username "EarlyMorning" to know it's him rather than Hi. Def.