M-A-D--Madonna
I hope Lady GaGa stops copying Madonna when she gets into her 50s.
Madonna -- turning a blind eye to her poor brother, declining flowers from a fan, dating a far younger man and shading Lady GaGa...a mess. Madonna, you're better than that.
You're the un-disputed Queen of Pop and have the world in the palm of your hands....with virtually no troubles in the world, why were you such a bitch this year?
First the Hydrangea's situation (that I won't bother recaping) -- Honestly, you came off like a bitter old bitch. Who the **** do you think you are to just throw away something a fan got for you? You should be lucky people are still checkin' for your old ass anyways, ho. The next time Madonna has a meet and greet with fans - I hope someone gives her a box of depends. It'll be just the wake up call she needs.
I thought when you grow older, you become more graceful?
There is a difference between being feisty, loose (and I'm not just talking about her *****), outspoken -- and just being a flat out bitch to people who don't deserve it. You're supposed to treat your fans with respect, and for you to throw everything back into the face of the one that handed your ass the flowers -- was rude:
Yes, I know the video was intended to combat the media's uproar about it...but it's still rude to the fan that spent their hard earned money to get them for you. Fans are the people that allowed you to become as successful as you are. Even if you hate something a fan got for you, you keep that **** to yourself. You should never make shady comments about your fans knowledge to ANYONE but yourself.
I honestly think Madonna's ass is jealous of the Hydrangea's. Check me...
Quote:
"Hydrangeas are popular ornamental plants, grown for their large flowerheads"
Madonna's flappy, wrinkly, old ass hasn't made a 'head' grow in years...
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A heavy drinker, the hydrangea needs water to produce the large, colorful blooms it is known for.
The last time Madonna got wet was....1985?
Quote:
Plant in early summer or fall. Don't plant Hydrangea's in early spring when frosts are still possible.
Something that thrives in the warm, inviting summer weather - instead of the bitter, cold like Madonna.
And all of this probably stems to the fact that Madonna still thinks she's in her twenties or thirties:
Just look at that picture. The guy is probably checking out some hot piece of Brazilian ass across the beach and has no intent on showing Madonna any affection.
Madonna hunny, your "Sticky and Sweet" is now "Bitter, Worn Out and Dry." Grow the **** up, act your age, get some class and go back to dating men your age...one that actually respects you and loves you -- not your bank account. A man that's actually not around the same age as your daughter.
Because whether your next boyfriend is 55 or 19...looking at your old ass, the erection will not come naturally. Viagra will be needed.
M-A-D--Madonna
I hope Lady GaGa stops copying Madonna when she gets into her 50s.
Madonna -- turning a blind eye to her poor brother, declining flowers from a fan, dating a far younger man and shading Lady GaGa...a mess. Madonna, you're better than that.
You're the un-disputed Queen of Pop and have the world in the palm of your hands....with virtually no troubles in the world, why were you such a bitch this year?
First the Hydrangea's situation (that I won't bother recaping) -- Honestly, you came off like a bitter old bitch. Who the **** do you think you are to just throw away something a fan got for you? You should be lucky people are still checkin' for your old ass anyways, ho. The next time Madonna has a meet and greet with fans - I hope someone gives her a box of depends. It'll be just the wake up call she needs.
I thought when you grow older, you become more graceful?
There is a difference between being feisty, loose (and I'm not just talking about her *****), outspoken -- and just being a flat out bitch to people who don't deserve it. You're supposed to treat your fans with respect, and for you to throw everything back into the face of the one that handed your ass the flowers -- was rude:
Yes, I know the video was intended to combat the media's uproar about it...but it's still rude to the fan that spent their hard earned money to get them for you. Fans are the people that allowed you to become as successful as you are. Even if you hate something a fan got for you, you keep that **** to yourself. You should never make shady comments about your fans knowledge to ANYONE but yourself.
I honestly think Madonna's ass is jealous of the Hydrangea's. Check me...
Madonna's flappy, wrinkly, old ass hasn't made a 'head' grow in years...
The last time Madonna got wet was....1985?
Something that thrives in the warm, inviting summer weather - instead of the bitter, cold like Madonna.
And all of this probably stems to the fact that Madonna still thinks she's in her twenties or thirties:
Just look at that picture. The guy is probably checking out some hot piece of Brazilian ass across the beach and has no intent on showing Madonna any affection.
Madonna hunny, your "Sticky and Sweet" is now "Bitter, Worn Out and Dry." Grow the **** up, act your age, get some class and go back to dating men your age...one that actually respects you and loves you -- not your bank account. A man that's actually not around the same age as your daughter.
Because whether your next boyfriend is 55 or 19...looking at your old ass, the erection will not come naturally. Viagra will be needed.
Madonna -- turning a blind eye to her poor brother, declining flowers from a fan, dating a far younger man and shading Lady GaGa...a mess. Madonna, you're better than that.
Excuse me? She did not decline it and I'll never understand the big thing of this situation! She was extremely nice. Eventhough she hated the flower she said thank you and smiled like wth?! Would you prefer her to say omg die.?