Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Two Nazis are in Auschwitz discussing, one says to the other :
-'It smells nice today for a a change, the smell of sugar'.
The other responds :
-'That's because today we're burning those with diabetes.'
How did the pedophile name his d*** ?
Truth because truth comes out of the mouths of babes.
Two vampire lesbians are discussing :
-Well, see you in 28 days says one to the other.