[Eternium]

Originally posted by Bie

Is Luke a touring force like Hunter Hayes?

Like Hunter Hayes? I wouldn't say that

Originally posted by GiftFromGod

Sis, not even a microscope would reveal anything. He should stop wearing tight jeans 'cause he's just proving one thing.

His tight pants are a mess. They're tight in on the thighs and loose where I want them tight Seriously, how do his thighs manage?



You can only see anything when he has a wedgie Good thing I'm only a fan of the music

[Bie]

Eternium needs to stop hatin' on HH the way Bie stops hatin' on Luke.


It would be great if HH & LB do a collab

[Eternium]

Originally posted by Bie

Eternium needs to stop hatin' on HH the way Bie stops hatin' on Luke.


It would be great if HH & LB do a collab

I'm just teasing you. It's what you get for downplaying Luke ha dominance Did you see the receipts on the first page?

I would prefer a collab with an actual female Those usually do better. I need his "Remind Me" or "Don't You Want to Stay" or even his "Islands In the Stream."

[GiftFromGod]

Originally posted by Eternium

Like Hunter Hayes? I wouldn't say that

His tight pants are a mess. They're tight in on the thighs and loose where I want them tight Seriously, how do his thighs manage?



You can only see anything when he has a wedgie Good thing I'm only a fan of the music

What the hell is a wedgie, sis? And I actually use him in that pic.

[Eternium]

Originally posted by GiftFromGod

What the hell is a wedgie, sis? And I actually use him in that pic.

A wedgie is when your pants get wedged in to the crevasse of your backside.

Luke Bryan without a wedgie:


Luke Bryan with a wedgie:


Have you gotten to hear his music yet? I can provide you with endless hours of Bryan Butt while you stream his newest album, Crash My Party, available on iTunes now

[GiftFromGod]

Originally posted by Eternium

A wedgie is when your pants get wedged in to the crevasse of your backside.

Luke Bryan without a wedgie:


Luke Bryan with a wedgie:


Have you gotten to hear his music yet? I can provide you with endless hours of Bryan Butt while you stream his newest album, Crash My Party, available on iTunes now

Sis, I own all his albums though I barely listen.

Rain Is A Good Thing remains unbothered as his best song ever. Crash My Party is his most fun album tho. When will our good sis Luke go shirtless in his MV? We aren't ready for this fine piece of beef, sistrens.

[Eternium]

Originally posted by GiftFromGod

Sis, I own all his albums though I barely listen.

Rain Is A Good Thing remains unbothered as his best song ever. Crash My Party is his most fun album tho. When will our good sis Luke go shirtless in his MV? We aren't ready for this fine piece of beef, sistrens.

You have more of his albums than me

I actually don't like Rain Is a Good Thing That and his debut single really put me off at first.

He's kind of chubs but working on bulking up. I'm hoping that shirtless video comes next year

[Bie]

Originally posted by Eternium

Why are you postin King Justin Timberlake's picture here?

[Bie]

Originally posted by Eternium

A wedgie is when your pants get wedged in to the crevasse of your backside.

Luke Bryan without a wedgie:


Luke Bryan with a wedgie:


Have you gotten to hear his music yet? I can provide you with endless hours of Bryan Butt while you stream his newest album, Crash My Party, available on iTunes now

These pics really turn Bie on

[Eternium]

Originally posted by Bie

Why are you postin King Justin Timberlake's picture here?

Justin Timberlake is not royalty nor does he deserve a mention in Luke's thread. His one fluke album made me think he could be great and then 20/06 happened. Twice.

Please stay on-topic and only mention the Female Elvis.

[GiftFromGod]

Originally posted by Eternium

You have more of his albums than me

I actually don't like Rain Is a Good Thing That and his debut single really put me off at first.

He's kind of chubs but working on bulking up. I'm hoping that shirtless video comes next year

Flop stan. Which of his albums do you own, sis?

[GiftFromGod]

Originally posted by Eternium

Justin Timberlake is not royalty nor does he deserve a mention in Luke's thread. His one fluke album made me think he could be great and then 20/06 happened. Twice.

Please stay on-topic and only mention the Female Elvis.

Why does Icon Luke tease us like that?

[Bie]

Originally posted by Eternium

Justin Timberlake is not royalty nor does he deserve a mention in Luke's thread. His one fluke album made me think he could be great and then 20/06 happened. Twice.

Please stay on-topic and only mention the Female Elvis.

Eternium's hate on King JT

Anyway, this gig

If Luke flops, he could be an amazing **** actor

[Eternium]

Originally posted by GiftFromGod

Flop stan. Which of his albums do you own, sis?

My only physical is Crash My Party. I have digitals of the rest. I really am a flop

Originally posted by GiftFromGod

Why does Icon Luke tease us like that?

Because King Caroline feasts on our sexual desire. It keeps her young.

[GiftFromGod]

Originally posted by Eternium

My only physical is Crash My Party. I have digitals of the rest. I really am a flop

Because King Caroline feasts on our sexual desire. It keeps her young.

Sis, you better buy a physical copy of his albums. We need those certifications.
I hope he pulls a Jason Aldean and gets a divorce. We need Icon Luke more.

[Eternium]

Originally posted by GiftFromGod

Sis, you better buy a physical copy of his albums. We need those certifications.
I hope he pulls a Jason Aldean and gets a divorce. We need Icon Luke more.

I can't even wish it on King Caroline. She's just so beautiful and deserves him, even though it hurts As long as Princess of Pop Luke is happy, then so am I.




Plus, King Caroline is not against whoring her man's backside out for anyone willing to buy a ticket to his shows

[GiftFromGod]

Originally posted by Eternium

I can't even wish it on King Caroline. She's just so beautiful and deserves him, even though it hurts As long as Princess of Pop Luke is happy, then so am I.




Plus, King Caroline is not against whoring her man's backside out for anyone willing to buy a ticket to his shows

Sis, I need to see more gifs of Icon Luke and his dirty dancing. I will never listen to his music the same way again.

[iamstrong]

I bought the Crash My Party CD back in September as my back to school present and I literally played the CD nonstop for months. I then bought Tailgates & Tanlines on iTunes back in January, and I am planning to buy Spring Break 6 and Doin' My Thing next

Luke and Blake are really the first country solo male artists I've listened to (Thanks Lee!! for introducing me to Luke's discography ). Before that, I listened to Taylor, Carrie, Miranda, Shania and Lady Antebellum, so country music is still relatively new to me, but I'm really enjoying the music so far

[Bie]

Luke has the sexiest ass

Bie wonders if Luke's legs are hairy?

[GiftFromGod]

Originally posted by Bie

Luke has the sexiest ass

Bie wonders if Luke's legs are hairy?

Yas! Stan for sex icon's ass. I think our good sis shaves all his hair.