General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to? Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage. Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago. Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston. Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world. General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention *****, tranny ****, copycat ***** and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid **** for attention.
Gaga will record it with her phone for texture and twitvid it to us later.
"My new album: I believe I believe Oprah Lady Gaga the the Born this Way I believe I believe Born this Way bus there is a bus now called now called Born Brave bus in stores November 2012".