[Cantaloupe.]

I'm devastated too.
I got poison oak — two days before graduation.
Damn West Virginia & its nature!
This mother ****er right here:

[Cantaloupe.]

What am I supposed to do? I can't handle this rubber gloves and itching thing for too long.

I can't even text with these things on.

[@michael]

I've never had it, thank goodness. Stuff like that is why I never leave the house.

[Cantaloupe.]

Yes, sister, stay inside where it's safe.

[fineandbambi]

She needs to put some wd40 on ha joints.

[Cantaloupe.]

Is that Britney?

[Doc]

Girl is so unfortunate.



Just look at her GO.

[MP2K]

Originally posted by fineandbambi

She needs to put some wd40 on ha joints.

I hate that bitch.
sis can't even thrust right, it's like she has a urinary tract infection. How you gonna be a Bey dancer and not know how to pop the *****?

[@michael]

She's obviously good if Beyonce likes her!!!

[Cantaloupe.]

Originally posted by @michael.

She's obviously good if Beyonce likes her!!!

!!!
How dare they question her.

[MP2K]

Bey ain't hire her.
But she let her stay and dance so Bey could show Gaga what she looks like.

[@michael]

[Cantaloupe.]

Originally posted by MP2K

Bey ain't hire her.
But she let her stay and dance so Bey could show Gaga what she looks like.

So that girl is a tranny?
No wonder she's so stiff.

[@michael]

Originally posted by Devil

So that girl is a tranny?
No wonder she's so stiff.

**** you ****

[Cantaloupe.]

Originally posted by @michael.

**** you ****

My feelings are so hurt.

[@michael]

No they aren't don't play

[@michael]

When in June is Early back

[Cantaloupe.]

I'm not playing. I am weeping in a dark corner with my scratch-proof gloves on.

[@michael]

I bit my tongue a couple days ago and now the sore keeps rubbing up against the retainer on my bottom teeth

[Cantaloupe.]

Wah.