Hello, Navy. This is your leader speaking.
As most of you know, tomorrow is Forbes Wednesday. We find out if Mother Majah was in the Forbes 100 this year or if we embark on an extensive week of mockery for her not charting once again. Let's discuss how we will react in any scenario. Say she makes it at a modest number, or barely makes it but still charts. Awesome! It's better than nothing. Be happy and let it be and now you're able to say she made it into Forbes. Keep it cute and move on. Ignore SYG shade that says she barely made it and the "when will she chart high" comments that are bound to happen. Let's say she makes it REALLY high up, like top 20 or top 10 (unlikely, but still). Don't get cocky. **** like that backfires. Don't be rushing into SYG saying "when will Beyonce" or "when will Gaga" because news flash, they have. Once again, be happy for your fave. Ignore the weak "FINALLY" shade bound to occur in threads and SYG.
Now, the bad part. If she happens to not make it (again
), we need to go to defense mode. We need to defend her honor and protect her pride, Right Thru Me style. You become vicious but LITERATE draggers, able to form good arguments and shade to defend the Queen of the Vagina Vogue, the Mistress of Cake, the Head Bitch of 11 #1s on the Hot 100. You will make her proud, or you will sign off. I only want competent Navy members online if she doesn't make it.
This is potential war, ladies and gentlemen. Bring your receipts, bring your shade, and bring your honor. The Navy will not stop until we get what we deserve. #MAJAH #BRRAP #WEBADUMAD
- Navy Speaker of the Battleship, DvnR
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I don't even remember what we fought about
So thought out and you know none of that will go as planned.
Are you girls ready?