Kelly, I understand that you don't want to workout but at least wear something flattering for your size and get rid of those damn Jessie J bangs .. and stop performing Breakaway songs like its 2006
It's too hard Perfection is hard to mess with but...
Rihanna: you doing the stanky leg and turning around in a circle does not constitute as choreograph, nor is you jumping up and down and bending over like a power bottom on the dance floor.
Britney: anymore soul is taken out of your body and you'll be nothing more than a blow up doll with a heartbeat. Unhook that IV to the liquid Xanax and pop a caffeine pill. It will be a start
1. Stop dying your hair and get a new stylist. I don't care if he's your friend, he is hurting your image.
2. Get some vocal training.
3. Lose the candy theme NOW. If the next era has any mention of candy...
Gaga, we understand you like to copy Madonna, but stop being so obvious about it you sneaky bitch. Instead of searching through Madonna's discography trying to find things to steal, how about attempting to be innovative.
Nicki everytime you step out, you look a GODDAMN MESS! Most of the time the clothes suck. You got the same makeup stylist as Kim Kardashian, and it still looks....cheap? Fire your whole team and start from scratch. AND PUT A GOOD DAMN HIPHOP SONG OUT! Where is those monster type verses at. I would HATE to see you fall off, and get your spot taken like how you did a certain someone, sad to say "bew bew", it can happen to you, keep it up.
Rihanna, how long are you going to keep this bad ass attitude up? You're young and you want to have fun, showing off your nice body, smoking weed, drinking, acting hood, I get it, it was cute, but by the end of the summer we'll be, Well I will be sick of the antics.
You pretentious bitch. Get off your high horse and release some fun music. We're not here for Flopando Garibay's overproduced, loud, inexperienced productions. Get rid of him faster than you did Lina Morgana.