I know nicki loves her fans and stuff but... the girl who did the album cover > @MisszSharii CANT DESIGN WORTH ****! She can do a little w/ photoshop but im sorry no.. she shouldve just thanked that bitch in her 'Thank Yous' Smh but i guess she getting paid
I know nicki loves her fans and stuff but... the girl who did the album cover > @MisszSharii CANT DESIGN WORTH ****! She can do a little w/ photoshop but im sorry no.. she shouldve just thanked that bitch in her 'Thank Yous' Smh but i guess she getting paid
Hey, while we're in kind of a lull, I wanted to share this song me and my best friend made...
We like wrote this rap song at 2am one night set to Roman's Revenge but we wrote it as if we were the characters from the Little Mermaid, hahaha. It's really random, but yeah.
I mean, it's two really white kids rapping, whose knowledge of rapping is almost completely just Nicki, so don't expect much.
But yeah, let me know what you think! hahaha. It's supposed to be silly. I come in at 1:22 and then again at 3:17.
Lyrics:
[Jessica]
I am not Jessica, I am Renee
On my way to the top, already gettin paid
See me in that escort, worth a lot of trade
I’m startin’ to feel like the Little Mermaid
Splish Splash, like the Little Mermaid
I’m startin’ to feel like the Little Mermaid
Look at this tail, be in sick fish parade
So I guess my friend Flounder’s about to be sauteed
Yeah, I said it, Sauteed!
Sizzle Sizzle, betrayed
Who me?
Hey Jessi, Hey Jessi, goofy
I got the swag, ain’t got much of it
I got a temper, throw a fit
I’m a bad fish, I’m a crab
I’ll kick your tail, Ahab
Scuttle scuffle, rehab
Watch out, You don’t wanna recap
Put your hook away, it ain’t fishin’ season
Jessi Renee, do you need another reason?
You want a thing-a-mabob? I got 20
Well too bad, ya ain’t gettin any
You want to dance, well I can’t
Don’t make me go on another rant
Splish Splash, like the Little Mermaid
Splish Splash, like the Little Mermaid
Splish Splash, like the Little Mermaid
Like the Little Mermaid, Like the Little Mermaid
Splish Splash, like the Little Mermaid
Splish Splash, like the Little Mermaid
Splish Splash, like the Little Mermaid
Like the Little Mermaid, Like the Little Mermaid
[Hayden]
Eh, I’m not into seafood, but fish you know you fine
You know I can’t ignore you swimming round my line
I could get used to a fish like you
Why don’t you come right here, let me try to hook you
Hook, line, and sinker, I got you in
Sing like a canary fish in a pin
Once we are together all the problems will begin
Cuz we can’t hold hands, I gotta try to hold your fin
A fish and a human, they say it cannot be
But we will make it work; I’ll visit you under the sea
I know you know I’m trying, and I think we both agree
This relationship is worth it, fishy, we were meant to be
Ignoring all the haters is what I am trained to do
rep Mature Dough we are the best and that’s the truth
Don’t try to stop us, that ain’t cool
You sounding like a duck and you looking like a fool
And yes, we rule
Straight out high school
You fail, fat whale, we win, Triton, you lose, while we, just keep swimming
Just keep swimming
And splish-splash like a brat in a lake
You shout “help!”, but I’m afraid no one’s awake
Yeah you try to grab a float just to save your little throat but the float is really slick and now you’re sinkin in real quick
Oh, what’s that? with the long green tail
It’s swimming like an itty bitty whale
Could it be a mermaid coming to the rescue
Yes it is! She saved your butt and yet she didn’t get a thank you?
[Jessica]
Is this the thanks I get for putting you fishes on?
Is it my fault that all you fishes gone?
You should have swam faster little nemo
You’re swimming too slow for us, Mature Dough
Jessi, she just mad ‘cause you on the top
What, that fish mad ‘cause I took her spot?
Well girl, if you ain’t fishin, then get off the yacht
Got some fishes in Atlantis that will off your top
I hear them diving’, I hear them snorkeling’
I got ‘em scared, tank, bustin’
Overseas, boat, paddling
You at a hurricane, panickin’
You want to swim with me? Dead Sea?
I’m the queen the ocean, that’s me
You want to race? Vroom, Grand Prix
Gotta strong team, with Dory
I see them little freshwater fishies
Can’t take the salt, you little sissys
It’s my game now, I see your envy
These fishes callin’ me Red Sea Jessi
Red Sea, Jessi
There fishes callin’ me Red Sea Jessi
[Hayden]
Swim away faster as if you had a motor
Quick, grab a couple paddle and become a boater
Sorry to humiliate your little piece of fish butt
But don’t you think that it is time to give it up you little mutt?
I’m done with all the trash talking coming from your pie hole
Maybe it is time for you to meet my friend the fishing pole
You don’t stand a chance against me and all my fishy crew
We’ll grill you up and eat you down, delicious in a fondue
I’m in love with a fish and it’s going great, y’all
And I got my girl Renee who’s in it for the long haul
I could never pick a better team if I was in a brawl
So go ahead and pick a fight, I guarantee we’ll have a ball
[Jessica]
Splish, splash, like the Little Mermaid
Splish, splash, like the Little Mermaid
Splish, splash, like the Little Mermaid
Like the Little Mermaid, like the Little Mermaid
Lmaoo! all of TM is congratulating her and telling her the cover is amazing! & I'm like..... are we looking at the same cover because.... ****ing hideous
& oh my gawd whoever did the deluxe should be ****ING SHOT!
I know nicki loves her fans and stuff but... the girl who did the album cover > @MisszSharii CANT DESIGN WORTH ****! She can do a little w/ photoshop but im sorry no.. she shouldve just thanked that bitch in her 'Thank Yous' Smh but i guess she getting paid
I don't think she got any money, it was just pure appreciation and support
AND I KNOW I'M STILL PRESSED! The girl is making flyers and **** for Nicki's album so I really can't hate, but I just wish Nicki would have been smart because album covers don't go down, they stay with you your ENTIRE career and that just overall gives her a messy image.
I had plans for that album cover I imagined it would have slayed. Here's my idea:
Imagine Roman with the paint splatter and and the paint background but her pose would have been like this:
BANG THAT **** BANG I don't know, this kind of pose for the cover is what I've been expecting since we got the album title. Like I expected at least guns.
Lmaoo! all of TM is congratulating her and telling her the cover is amazing! & I'm like..... are we looking at the same cover because.... ****ing hideous
& oh my gawd whoever did the deluxe should be ****ING SHOT!
Lmaoo! all of TM is congratulating her and telling her the cover is amazing! & I'm like..... are we looking at the same cover because.... ****ing hideous
& oh my gawd whoever did the deluxe should be ****ING SHOT!
The same *** did the deluxe.
Shari is a mess. At least Bieber let fans with at least a biT of Photoshop expertise design his single cover.
Nicki... of all the Barbz, KenBarbz, and Barbarianz.
Well you're persistent.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!