Lord, Tim Horton is taking over NYC. But I finally caved in and got one in Penn Station and it really was fat lard goodness just oozing down my throat. And I NEVER let anything ooze down my throat. It was delicious. It was a big step for me.
I really didn't want to do this, but you've left me no choice.
Time to bring out the big guns. KyKy - turn up your volume and give this video a play. Tell me how far through it you manage to get.
For the rest of you, for your own safety, please make use of the complimentary KyKy's Intervention 2012 earplugs I have provided, free of charge. Let's begin.