Since Jeremy completely fails at maintaining a relationship with any woman, he must be gay. That's why he's becoming so close with Matt in the beginning of season 3. He'll come to his senses, embrace his homo love with Matt, and Lady Gaga will come in unicorn form to transform them into feral unicorns. They'll **** on the entire lineage of vampires, werewolves, and witches.
You've served me well, Ryan.
I love this show.
