Dear LittleKatMonster,
while i was searching through the woods of Post Your Pics, i saw a picture of a living Prince and i never thought it was you. we know you are straight but boy oh boy, you certainly are a perfection with a body sculpted by the Greek Gods themselves.
i love how you managed to make Katy and Gaga as your main faves. i'm with you boo, cuz i really know that these two bitches are running the game right now and no one can stop them. i also love selena, she's like the cutest and most beautiful Disney teen princess ever.
i am not comin' for your pot o' gold or something, i just want to have a
genuine friendship with you here in ATRL.
Yours Truly,
Your Jerry