THE TRUTH THAT HURTS (from popjustice forum)
Oh my actual God, i watched the Wanksgiving special :rotfl:
WELL that was certainly one big CHAMPAIGN SIPPING FART right in my FACE :rotfl:
It was so OVER THE TOP :rotfl:
The intro with that HIDEOUS Bette Midler "Tramp" song and the BALLROOM dress and DINNER EATING GUESTS, lol. She does have such a great voice though [/eatshit****s].
And omg when she's cooking with that fa--ot chef, all dressed like THE FIRST LADY OF THE YOU ES AYE with her BIG PRETENTIOUS HAT and side ways smiles.
"While this cooks, shall we dance?" [waltzes with the fa--ot chef while soft piano music plays and guests look on with Zombie smiles] :rotfl: WOW. Bette Midler would be creaming her pants.
Omg at her JAZZ WHITE XMAS song

every 89 year old in AMREKA was def shimmying together during that :wow:
Marry The Night sounded good, but omg @ the Barbra Streisand dress and hair :rotfl:
Omg @ her stuffing her face at the end of Bad Romance while singing, what did THAT mean?
Omg, "my Dad and i decided to open a restaurant, and we have decided to call it..............JOANNE" LMFAO!!!! :rotfl:
What a DISASTER and hilarious CANDLE GLOWING, WALTZING, PISHY TOSH MESS

will be watching it EVERY YEAR for sure.
A LITTLE MONSTER told me he CRIED during the special :crazy: i wonder if he cried during Katy's "One That Got Away" video too??? xx.
Wasn't it just the BEST THING EVER? Gaga obviously forcing Tony Bennet to call her the next Picasso

Gaga trying to manage that shell looking thing during BTW

Gaga trying to cook in her oversize Jackie O hat and coat

Gaga trying to compare herself to Jackson Pollock

Gaga and her dancers dancing around that dining room trying to not knock over a candle

Gaga brining out her geriatric old teacher and pretending to be surprised and fake crying again

Gaga going on about being bullied AGAIN

Gaga stopping in the middle of Marry The Night to shamelessly promote it
"i'm gonna marry the niiight....i'm gonna marry the niiigghhhtttt......[stops]this is my new single Marry the Night [awkward pose, hopes people go to iTunes, starts singing again]"
Gaga fake crying and forcing Katie Couric to talk about her dead aunt
It was so insanely pretentious, self aggrandazining and over the top

I ADORED IT