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Discussion: Dirty Talk (NSFW)
Member Since: 11/7/2011
Posts: 2,338
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Originally posted by ifyouseekLEM
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Bitch you better share those links because I don't have that many videos of my husband.
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Originally posted by Marnie
After Ash & Jake deal...I joined a dating site just to find mates....saw 2 hotties already  problem is theirs a lot of yuckly ugly 30 year olds too -.- i just keep rejecting the chat. |
What's the dating site? 
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Member Since: 4/3/2011
Posts: 144
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This might be kinda ugly for my age, but when I was in 7th grade, I had this major crush on this dude that was a major perv. He always tried to get laid with a girl and would do anything to GET LAID.
He never found me attractive, until one day in high school (current grade: 9th), the exact same dude started chatting with me on Facebook, saying stuff like he was so ****ing horny. I was at home at the moment, and he was at school. So, I told him that I could meet him at school and he could come over to my house.
Once we went into my bedroom, we played some XBOX, and then he started grabbing me. It felt pretty awkward, since he WAS my best friend and everything, so what I started to do was join in with the fun he was having. We started messing around until he actually got the point when I finally ended up with something in my mouth.
Now, if you can excuse me, I have some major tea that I have to spit out.
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Member Since: 5/6/2011
Posts: 26,891
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^ same thing happened with me & my bestfriend.
although we didn't end up lovers, it tightened our friendship.
but loosened our ass
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Member Since: 7/19/2009
Posts: 16,809
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Originally posted by ItsJemmyBitch
This might be kinda ugly for my age, but when I was in 7th grade, I had this major crush on this dude that was a major perv. He always tried to get laid with a girl and would do anything to GET LAID.
He never found me attractive, until one day in high school (current grade: 9th), the exact same dude started chatting with me on Facebook, saying stuff like he was so ****ing horny. I was at home at the moment, and he was at school. So, I told him that I could meet him at school and he could come over to my house.
Once we went into my bedroom, we played some XBOX, and then he started grabbing me. It felt pretty awkward, since he WAS my best friend and everything, so what I started to do was join in with the fun he was having. We started messing around until he actually got the point when I finally ended up with something in my mouth.
Now, if you can excuse me, I have some major tea that I have to spit out. |
Please tell more. 
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Member Since: 4/3/2011
Posts: 144
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Originally posted by Rock That Beat...
Please tell more. |
Apparently, the dude is half black, but half something else I don't even care about. He basically will hop from one girl to the next. He followed me and my best friend home ALL the time, and sometimes I will do random stuff to get his attention. One time, I found him walking home on his own, so it was my turn to shine.
Our conversation went basically like this:
J: So... what's up with you?
N: Nothing much, just walking home. What about you?
J: Same thing. My dad isn't gonna be home for a week, and my bro is always out of the house, and my mom finally gave me a lock to my own bedroom.
N: So, you're alone?? In a big huge house?
J: Yeeepp.
N: *gives me his number* Text me once you get home.
He then hugs me, saying that I smell nice.... awks. 
And then the rest is A BIG HUGE, SEX STORY... over a texting machine.
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Member Since: 7/19/2009
Posts: 16,809
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Originally posted by ItsJemmyBitch
Apparently, the dude is half black, but half something else I don't even care about. He basically will hop from one girl to the next. He followed me and my best friend home ALL the time, and sometimes I will do random stuff to get his attention. One time, I found him walking home on his own, so it was my turn to shine.
Our conversation went basically like this:
J: So... what's up with you?
N: Nothing much, just walking home. What about you?
J: Same thing. My dad isn't gonna be home for a week, and my bro is always out of the house, and my mom finally gave me a lock to my own bedroom.
N: So, you're alone?? In a big huge house?
J: Yeeepp.
N: *gives me his number* Text me once you get home.
He then hugs me, saying that I smell nice.... awks.
And then the rest is A BIG HUGE, SEX STORY... over a texting machine. |
 But what about that dick that ended up in your mouth? 
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Member Since: 11/7/2011
Posts: 2,338
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Originally posted by ItsJemmyBitch
Apparently, the dude is half black, but half something else I don't even care about. He basically will hop from one girl to the next. He followed me and my best friend home ALL the time, and sometimes I will do random stuff to get his attention. One time, I found him walking home on his own, so it was my turn to shine.
Our conversation went basically like this:
J: So... what's up with you?
N: Nothing much, just walking home. What about you?
J: Same thing. My dad isn't gonna be home for a week, and my bro is always out of the house, and my mom finally gave me a lock to my own bedroom.
N: So, you're alone?? In a big huge house?
J: Yeeepp.
N: *gives me his number* Text me once you get home.
He then hugs me, saying that I smell nice.... awks.
And then the rest is A BIG HUGE, SEX STORY... over a texting machine. |
MOAR BITCH.
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Member Since: 4/3/2011
Posts: 144
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If you seriously want to me to put everything in words, fine. Good luck reading my romance novel. I just have to type of everything so you can get the full picture. might take me 30 minutes if i dont get distracted.
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Member Since: 1/3/2010
Posts: 21,098
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A man's face with a boy's body. That's what I think when I see certain twinks.
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Member Since: 1/3/2010
Posts: 21,098
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Guess who's all grown up?
Do you guys remember the little boy from The Little Vampire, Johnathan Lipnicki?
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Member Since: 12/13/2009
Posts: 14,460
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Originally posted by ItsJemmyBitch
This might be kinda ugly for my age, but when I was in 7th grade, I had this major crush on this dude that was a major perv. He always tried to get laid with a girl and would do anything to GET LAID.
He never found me attractive, until one day in high school (current grade: 9th), the exact same dude started chatting with me on Facebook, saying stuff like he was so ****ing horny. I was at home at the moment, and he was at school. So, I told him that I could meet him at school and he could come over to my house.
Once we went into my bedroom, we played some XBOX, and then he started grabbing me. It felt pretty awkward, since he WAS my best friend and everything, so what I started to do was join in with the fun he was having. We started messing around until he actually got the point when I finally ended up with something in my mouth.
Now, if you can excuse me, I have some major tea that I have to spit out. |
I just got hard.
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Member Since: 7/19/2009
Posts: 16,809
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Originally posted by ItsJemmyBitch
If you seriously want to me to put everything in words, fine. Good luck reading my romance novel. I just have to type of everything so you can get the full picture. might take me 30 minutes if i dont get distracted.
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Write it! I wanna read it. I got all excited when I read
''We started messing around until he actually got the point when I finally ended up with something in my mouth.''
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Member Since: 2/2/2009
Posts: 20,174
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Originally posted by TheMusicProphet
I just got hard.
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You gon' get some...
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Member Since: 7/10/2010
Posts: 9,489
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Quote:
Originally posted by Midnight
A man's face with a boy's body. That's what I think when I see certain twinks.
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He is sexii
NO NO NO NO!! A twink is a 18-25 slim/skinny guy with NOOO body hair and still looks like he hasnt hit puberty yet
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 11/12/2009
Posts: 1,374
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Originally posted by Ømega
NO NO NO NO!! A twink is a 18-25 slim/skinny guy with NOOO body hair and still looks like he hasnt hit puberty yet |
Like dis guy!
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Member Since: 8/16/2011
Posts: 13,397
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Originally posted by genetic fail
^ same thing happened with me & my bestfriend.
although we didn't end up lovers, it tightened our friendship.
but loosened our ass
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Member Since: 5/7/2009
Posts: 53,753
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this thread sure is something else
bookmarks on phone for when i am in class 
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Member Since: 7/10/2010
Posts: 9,489
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Originally posted by crazychrisr92
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Yess, & ewww most twinks are turn offs to me 
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Member Since: 1/3/2010
Posts: 21,098
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Originally posted by Ømega
He is sexii
NO NO NO NO!! A twink is a 18-25 slim/skinny guy with NOOO body hair and still looks like he hasnt hit puberty yet |
Yeah, he's sexy.
Girl, uh-uh, that's too narrow. I can't stand those kinds of twinks. A bitch be walkin' around half naked and I'm wondering if he's 12 or between the ages of 18 - 25. Those kinds of twinks are huge turn offs for me. 
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Member Since: 7/10/2010
Posts: 9,489
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Quote:
Originally posted by Midnight
Yeah, he's sexy.
Girl, uh-uh, that's too narrow. I can't stand those kinds of twinks. A bitch be walkin' around half naked and I'm wondering if he's 12 or between the ages of 18 - 25. Those kinds of twinks are huge turn offs for me. |
No girl thats NAWT too narrow thats what a twink is
the guy u posted is the guys I loveeeeeeeeeee skinny/slim but with manily features  ahhhhhh
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