I got eye ****ed today!

It was my first eye-****!
He literally couldn't look anywhere else! I couldn't believe it, like I said, this never happened to me before. And when we got off the ship he waited downstairs instead of leaving the ship...SO HE COULD WATCH MY ASS! Oh my god. I werked that ass fosho!
I feel amazing.
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And now I feel like I don't belong in here. I sound too virgin.
But I couldn't post this **** anywhere else so DEAL!