Somebody explain to me what a roast is, because this looks more angry than anything.
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A roast is an event in which an individual is subjected to a public presentation of comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, and heartwarming tributes, the implication being that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult, and therefore, show their good nature. It is seen by some as a great honor to be roasted, as the individual is surrounded by friends, fans, and well-wishers, who can receive some of the same treatment as well during the course of the evening. The party and presentation itself are both referred to as a roast. The host of the event is called the roastmaster. Anyone who is honored in such a way is said to have been "roasted".
Satellites - You are so a conceited bitch. You think you are leader and ****. Leader of what, a internet militia full of dick hungry *****? Boo bye. Other than Beyoncé, your taste is ****, you live in the projects (hence the constant gun shots outside your house), and you sound like a drag queen on crack.
Lem - I can't even....... I have nothing to say except you are too damn sensitive for your own good.
Devil - Oh lessor Shawn. That's what you are A LESSOR. A bootleg RatedG, a lessor version of me. You are a ****** ass stan. You hop from artist to artist quicker than Rihanna hops from dick to dick. You are a pathetic piece of turd that has scarred the ATRL server from the second you signed up under the name of EnSuCuloBosillo. You are a stupid pile of cow manure. I don't know why you are even here. Just do us a favor and cut your Ethernet cord with some scissors.
Adonis. You're truly a mess. Firstly, you're thirsty as ****. It's gross coming across posts of you talking about wanting to eat some guy's booty or suck some dick, because we've all seen the pics and the worst images form in mind. I really do see that fat ass ape who drinks from the red Solo cup/holds up a knife in those terrible GIFS people post. A smelly, rank, moldy ass son of a ******. You're disgusting. Drop the "I'm confident" ******** that Beyonce effortlessly feeds into your brain for her paycheck every album. You rolled your lard ass to ATRL after you were pulling no kind of ****ing weight at BWBoards. Coming on here acting like the top bitch over the mostly feebleminded followers beneath you after getting steamrolled for **** on those boards. You're no Mazen. You're no Talisa who oh so effortlessly made the debacle about my own pics. Luckily not as terrible as you. You're a tired wannabe. Everyone sees it, though unfortunately half of them still wanna sit on one of your titties and be friends (Rih.Rox). No just kiddings here, or necessarily some "release".. But as someone who tries to rank members on this site, or makeup rules, you are far from being a top notch member. I remember you declaring that you liked me over Rainmain a few months ago, which I appreciate. Just want you to get yourself together, love.
Lem...bitch stop multi-quoting yourself. Stop being a little punk **** and actually do something around this board. Purposely causing a scene to get banned is old af, as many of your other tired attempts. And please don't ever record anymore songs after that "Big Fat Lemon" mess. You sounded like the **** you try to be, getting slid in with ease not feeling a thing. Not cool.
I have nothing to say except you are too damn sensitive for your own good.
