[Deuces]

Originally posted by KoreanDream

I've always wondered what it's like to have a dick.

Fun at times, but irritating at the same time. I hate when my dick is uncomfortable I gotta get up rearrange it's position then sit back down. Ugh.

[Bee․]

Originally posted by ****y On Venus

OK!

That first *********** is PHENOMENAL. You feel it coming up your leg and slowly through your thighs and then here it cums comes.

I would LOVE to feel that again.

I will never forget my first time. My whole body was in amazement. After I was done, I didn't know what to do though

[KoreanDream]

Originally posted by Onen

****ing hell. Imagine a hammer pounding your genitals. Imagine a leg cramp, a BAD one, near your genitals. Better yet, imagine getting run over a car, stabbed, a baseball hitting your stomach....

That's what cramps feel like.

You must have the most intense, chronic cramps ever.

[Onen]

I never want a dick. eww.

How the **** do you sit down?

[Deuces]

Originally posted by ifyouseekLEM

Some of the stories up in dis bitch.



Ya'll hoes should be writing for the Daily Star with this fabricated ****. What's next? Alien's cummin in that ***** and you havin' a brick for a baby?

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The thing is some of these stories are believable. Some well.......

[☈evolusion]

Originally posted by cuitrex

i expiramented when this kid when i was 7and he was 8 he locked me in the bathroom and put his thing inside my ass and he r*aped me. I didn't feel anything though his thing was little. I still renember i havent told anyone though. I don't know weather to consider it as rape or idk

What the ****?

[circus.co]

I hate it when I have a boner and my teacher calls on me to write something the board.

[Attitude]

Originally posted by Doc

He was in elementary school.

I regret making that post after i found out.

[eli's_rhythm]

Originally posted by Deuces.

Fun at times, but irritating at the same time. I hate when my dick is uncomfortable I gotta get up rearrange it's position then sit back down. Ugh.

Oh shut up. You know it's always fun.

Onen, that's why guys' legs are naturally splayed, while women can sit with their legs together. Our pelvises are built differently than yours.

[primo.]

I would love to tell my naughty sexual experiments with boys back in Junior High, but I can barely remember them.



I went to a boarding school and lived in an all boys dorm, the stories I could tell you girls....

[Deuces]

Originally posted by Onen

I never want a dick. eww.

How the **** do you sit down?

It actually doesn't effect the way I walk or sit.

[KoreanDream]

Originally posted by eli's_rhythm

So deprived

Girls never captivated my interest like that. I only ever thought I was a lesbian once because these bitches in elementary school called me one.

My experiences with guys were never that wild, either. You ghehs be having orgies with random men and all I ever did was have sex with a long-term boyfriend.

Originally posted by Deuces.

Fun at times, but irritating at the same time. I hate when my dick is uncomfortable I gotta get up rearrange it's position then sit back down. Ugh.

I always hated when my previous boyfriends would have to stand up, rearrange, then sit back down. Is it really that bad?

[Attitude]

Originally posted by cuitrex

i expiramented when this kid when i was 7and he was 8 he locked me in the bathroom and put his thing inside my ass and he r*aped me. I didn't feel anything though his thing was little. I still renember i havent told anyone though. I don't know weather to consider it as rape or idk

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[Sunshine.]

Originally posted by Deuces.

Fun at times, but irritating at the same time. I hate when my dick is uncomfortable I gotta get up rearrange it's position then sit back down. Ugh.

I hate random boners! But I've been thinking lately -- shouldn't we be less ashamed of it as a society? We know EVERY guy has had one/will get one, so why try to hide it right?

It would definitely make those moments where you have a boner and the bell rings for class to get out and you're still the only one still sitting less awkward.

[IWasHere]

Originally posted by Onen

I never want a dick. eww.

How the **** do you sit down?

The dick is in the front, not the back

[cuitrex]

Originally posted by Babe.

What the ****?

Sometimes i blame parents for telling their kids about sex at such a young age... It makes them more curious

[Bee․]

I remember the first time I shaved my area. It itched more than ever at first. I remember cutting a few spots because I didn't know what I was doing half the time but it was worth it

[JonnyϟLightning]

Originally posted by cuitrex

i expiramented when this kid when i was 7and he was 8 he locked me in the bathroom and put his thing inside my ass and he r*aped me. I didn't feel anything though his thing was little. I still renember i havent told anyone though. I don't know weather to consider it as rape or idk

[KoreanDream]

You hoes are making me wonder what kind of **** my brother's done.

[Deuces]

Originally posted by eli's_rhythm

Oh shut up. You know it's always fun.

Onen, that's why guys' legs are naturally splayed, while women can sit with their legs together. Our pelvises are built differently than yours.

Well yeah it's fun most of the time. *goes to masturbate, which by the way, makes me even more of a homosexual*

Originally posted by Ryan

I hated when my voice was changing. It would crack and stuff while talking and singing. The worst was when we were having our winter christmas concert and my solo was up and my voice cracked. I faired better than some others though. Our chorus teacher put some boys with the altos because their altos because their voices were high. He played it up as the boys just "backing" the girls for their parts. They got made fun of

Me too!! But for different reasons. When I was younger, I was a better singer than Rihanna. FACT. Now I can barely keep up with Kesha.

Originally posted by ****y On Venus

I would love to tell my naughty sexual experiments with boys back in Junior High, but I can barely remember them.



I went to a boarding school and lived in an all boys dorm, the stories I could tell you girls....

Well start typing and tell us those stories!