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Discussion: Dirty Talk (NSFW)
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I want Donald Glover to plow me to DEATH.
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Originally posted by unbothered
I need some adolescent tight ass on my dick righta bout now.
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Member Since: 7/10/2010
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Originally posted by unbothered
I need some adolescent tight ass on my dick righta bout now.
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Gurlll,  jasdfjkasdfasdlfkjasdkfalsdfklasdf... But they ass do be fresh, tight and unused but ch im not here for them being under 17 though 
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Originally posted by Midnight
How old are you?
I was about to tell you to let him hit until I remembered something that happened to me...
I ran track my in my senior year of high school and there was a boy who was on the team the previous year. I was on the team then, too. We didn't really talk - let me rephrase that - I didn't really talk to him that much because I was really shy. Getting back to my senior year on the team, this mother****er was a lot bolder in the way he approached me. He'd call me names, grip me up just so he could feel on me, and sometimes he'd just stare. I knew exactly what he was doing and excatly what he wanted. He was 16, I was 18 and I wanted to let him so badly, but I decided that he was too young and I wasn't ready to do anything with someone I had to see everyday.
Well, what do you want to do?  |
Its only a two year difference i would have ****ed that tight ass soo good.. ohh my ohh my ohh my 
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Member Since: 6/20/2011
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Originally posted by True Skarlet
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He hits on me at parties when no one's around, then as soon as someone comes around he'll be like "omg Jonny, why are you coming onto me, I'm not gay" all joke-y like as if it was me. I remember the last party we were at, I was walking to get something out my car and walked passed him pissing and he was like "oh yeah, Jonny wanna suck this big white dick" - he never passes up an opportunity to mention his "big white dick" to me ¬_¬. There was someone near but I'm not sure he heard.
Thing is, the minute I play along, he will push me away and turn it on me. Plus a few weeks ago I was browsing his FB and saw it said he likes "men and women" - he's not the kind to joke with things like this - so I put (these are the actual messages)
Me - "Interested in Men and women"......*coughs...no comment*"
Him - "Lool! Why you stlking my profile! Check tht again!"
*He has changed it to just "interesting in Men" - MUCH to my surprise, I was expecting him to put "women" and then say someone hacked him or something*
Me - "Lmao *actually checks*............ O________________O"
Then I BBM-ed him, jokingly like, "how's life as a homosexual?"...just teasing and all...after a few days he did change it back to "women".....
THEN, I stupidly put something in my personal messahge on BBM (BlackBerry Messenger) like....."I hope you know how I feel....SV" (SV - his initials) and I think he saw it so he blocked me (without ability to re-add him) and hasn't talked to me since. We're still "friends" on facebook.
*Story is coming to a close now*....so we both commented on a status a week or two ago and I was like "oh hello Sam" and he was like "Not talking to you." So I messaged him and tried to find out why and he wouldn't reply - my friend later told me that he (the guy) had told him he had blocked me on BBM because I had said I've fancied him or something (most probably the personal message under my BBM name).
So anyway, last night I thought I'd text him and see if he had cooled down or whatever. I text him "Hey". A few minutes later my phone rings and he says "Hello, who's this" (he s obviously out because I could hear a crowd talking in the background) and I say "It's Jonny" and then he said something like "Oh my days" and hung up instantly. I couldn't believe it. I was devastated. He was supposed to be a mate.
The last bit is so ****ed up, literally midnight this morning, I drove all the way to his housse (bout 20-25 min drive) and just parked near it and just sat in my car playing "Video Games". I felt so numb. Then, to my surprise about 30 mins later, car pulls up and he pops out. He didn't notice me or my car - thank god - that wasn't my intention, if he had, well then, I would have looked like a stalker. I'm just, I dno. I don't know how to feel really.
It's not just the usual, straight guy crush, because I know there's something there but I don't try and kid myself to believing anythings going to happen, I just miss him as a friend and am really hurt (I never get hurt) that he could treat me like that.
Here's a pic of us at a party quite a few months ago. I had JUST got the party - was a few hours late because of a drama trip - and before I even had time to grab myself a drink he threw his arms around me and wouldn't let go O____O. I miss times like this. It's like he's forgotten, like he doesn't want to know me at all.
Plus, at the party, to get up to it, you had to walk up these killer, broken, mash up stairs outside...he made me walk down with him down these stairs...only to reveal to me that he wanted a piss ¬_¬. So I had to stand there and wait for him to finishing pissing, then he had the nerve to pull out the whole "oh why you trying to look at my dick" thing. A mess. Bitch you brought me down here and you want to try and make it out....ANYWAY....here's the pic LOL.
I look so fat in this - and I'm not- but the way he hugged me made my top bunch up at the bottom ¬_¬
I can still feel the hug right now
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Member Since: 10/4/2010
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Originally posted by JonathanLGardner
He hits on me at parties when no one's around, then as soon as someone comes around he'll be like "omg Jonny, why are you coming onto me, I'm not gay" all joke-y like as if it was me. I remember the last party we were at, I was walking to get something out my car and walked passed him pissing and he was like "oh yeah, Jonny wanna suck this big white dick" - he never passes up an opportunity to mention his "big white dick" to me ¬_¬. There was someone near but I'm not sure he heard.
Thing is, the minute I play along, he will push me away and turn it on me. Plus a few weeks ago I was browsing his FB and saw it said he likes "men and women" - he's not the kind to joke with things like this - so I put (these are the actual messages)
Me - "Interested in Men and women"......*coughs...no comment*"
Him - "Lool! Why you stlking my profile! Check tht again!"
*He has changed it to just "interesting in Men" - MUCH to my surprise, I was expecting him to put "women" and then say someone hacked him or something*
Me - "Lmao *actually checks*............ O________________O"
Then I BBM-ed him, jokingly like, "how's life as a homosexual?"...just teasing and all...after a few days he did change it back to "women".....
THEN, I stupidly put something in my personal messahge on BBM (BlackBerry Messenger) like....."I hope you know how I feel....SV" (SV - his initials) and I think he saw it so he blocked me (without ability to re-add him) and hasn't talked to me since. We're still "friends" on facebook.
*Story is coming to a close now*....so we both commented on a status a week or two ago and I was like "oh hello Sam" and he was like "Not talking to you." So I messaged him and tried to find out why and he wouldn't reply - my friend later told me that he (the guy) had told him he had blocked me on BBM because I had said I've fancied him or something (most probably the personal message under my BBM name).
So anyway, last night I thought I'd text him and see if he had cooled down or whatever. I text him "Hey". A few minutes later my phone rings and he says "Hello, who's this" (he s obviously out because I could hear a crowd talking in the background) and I say "It's Jonny" and then he said something like "Oh my days" and hung up instantly. I couldn't believe it. I was devastated. He was supposed to be a mate.
The last bit is so ****ed up, literally midnight this morning, I drove all the way to his housse (bout 20-25 min drive) and just parked near it and just sat in my car playing "Video Games". I felt so numb. Then, to my surprise about 30 mins later, car pulls up and he pops out. He didn't notice me or my car - thank god - that wasn't my intention, if he had, well then, I would have looked like a stalker. I'm just, I dno. I don't know how to feel really.
It's not just the usual, straight guy crush, because I know there's something there but I don't try and kid myself to believing anythings going to happen, I just miss him as a friend and am really hurt (I never get hurt) that he could treat me like that.
Here's a pic of us at a party quite a few months ago. I had JUST got the party - was a few hours late because of a drama trip - and before I even had time to grab myself a drink he threw his arms around me and wouldn't let go O____O. I miss times like this. It's like he's forgotten, like he doesn't want to know me at all.
Plus, at the party, to get up to it, you had to walk up these killer, broken, mash up stairs outside...he made me walk down with him down these stairs...only to reveal to me that he wanted a piss ¬_¬. So I had to stand there and wait for him to finishing pissing, then he had the nerve to pull out the whole "oh why you trying to look at my dick" thing. A mess. Bitch you brought me down here and you want to try and make it out....ANYWAY....here's the pic LOL.
I look so fat in this - and I'm not- but the way he hugged me made my top bunch up at the bottom ¬_¬
I can still feel the hug right now
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Deathhhh
For whatever reason I just read this whole essay.
All I gotta say is you shoulda been able to tell he wasn't into you right when he blocked you on IM... and just stopped there.
Still, he overreacted, and I'm sorry cause I know what its like to be ignored, it's pretty ******. -__-
I say as gay men we should all just hold our standards higher than the run-of-the-mill straight man. Basic bitches, they are.
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Member Since: 10/8/2009
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Originally posted by JonathanLGardner
He hits on me at parties when no one's around, then as soon as someone comes around he'll be like "omg Jonny, why are you coming onto me, I'm not gay" all joke-y like as if it was me. I remember the last party we were at, I was walking to get something out my car and walked passed him pissing and he was like "oh yeah, Jonny wanna suck this big white dick" - he never passes up an opportunity to mention his "big white dick" to me ¬_¬. There was someone near but I'm not sure he heard.
Thing is, the minute I play along, he will push me away and turn it on me. Plus a few weeks ago I was browsing his FB and saw it said he likes "men and women" - he's not the kind to joke with things like this - so I put (these are the actual messages)
Me - "Interested in Men and women"......*coughs...no comment*"
Him - "Lool! Why you stlking my profile! Check tht again!"
*He has changed it to just "interesting in Men" - MUCH to my surprise, I was expecting him to put "women" and then say someone hacked him or something*
Me - "Lmao *actually checks*............ O________________O"
Then I BBM-ed him, jokingly like, "how's life as a homosexual?"...just teasing and all...after a few days he did change it back to "women".....
THEN, I stupidly put something in my personal messahge on BBM (BlackBerry Messenger) like....."I hope you know how I feel....SV" (SV - his initials) and I think he saw it so he blocked me (without ability to re-add him) and hasn't talked to me since. We're still "friends" on facebook.
*Story is coming to a close now*....so we both commented on a status a week or two ago and I was like "oh hello Sam" and he was like "Not talking to you." So I messaged him and tried to find out why and he wouldn't reply - my friend later told me that he (the guy) had told him he had blocked me on BBM because I had said I've fancied him or something (most probably the personal message under my BBM name).
So anyway, last night I thought I'd text him and see if he had cooled down or whatever. I text him "Hey". A few minutes later my phone rings and he says "Hello, who's this" (he s obviously out because I could hear a crowd talking in the background) and I say "It's Jonny" and then he said something like "Oh my days" and hung up instantly. I couldn't believe it. I was devastated. He was supposed to be a mate.
The last bit is so ****ed up, literally midnight this morning, I drove all the way to his housse (bout 20-25 min drive) and just parked near it and just sat in my car playing "Video Games". I felt so numb. Then, to my surprise about 30 mins later, car pulls up and he pops out. He didn't notice me or my car - thank god - that wasn't my intention, if he had, well then, I would have looked like a stalker. I'm just, I dno. I don't know how to feel really.
It's not just the usual, straight guy crush, because I know there's something there but I don't try and kid myself to believing anythings going to happen, I just miss him as a friend and am really hurt (I never get hurt) that he could treat me like that.
Here's a pic of us at a party quite a few months ago. I had JUST got the party - was a few hours late because of a drama trip - and before I even had time to grab myself a drink he threw his arms around me and wouldn't let go O____O. I miss times like this. It's like he's forgotten, like he doesn't want to know me at all.
Plus, at the party, to get up to it, you had to walk up these killer, broken, mash up stairs outside...he made me walk down with him down these stairs...only to reveal to me that he wanted a piss ¬_¬. So I had to stand there and wait for him to finishing pissing, then he had the nerve to pull out the whole "oh why you trying to look at my dick" thing. A mess. Bitch you brought me down here and you want to try and make it out....ANYWAY....here's the pic LOL.
I look so fat in this - and I'm not- but the way he hugged me made my top bunch up at the bottom ¬_¬
I can still feel the hug right now
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Member Since: 7/10/2010
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Originally posted by JonathanLGardner
He hits on me at parties when no one's around, then as soon as someone comes around he'll be like "omg Jonny, why are you coming onto me, I'm not gay" all joke-y like as if it was me. I remember the last party we were at, I was walking to get something out my car and walked passed him pissing and he was like "oh yeah, Jonny wanna suck this big white dick" - he never passes up an opportunity to mention his "big white dick" to me ¬_¬. There was someone near but I'm not sure he heard.
Thing is, the minute I play along, he will push me away and turn it on me. Plus a few weeks ago I was browsing his FB and saw it said he likes "men and women" - he's not the kind to joke with things like this - so I put (these are the actual messages)
Me - "Interested in Men and women"......*coughs...no comment*"
Him - "Lool! Why you stlking my profile! Check tht again!"
*He has changed it to just "interesting in Men" - MUCH to my surprise, I was expecting him to put "women" and then say someone hacked him or something*
Me - "Lmao *actually checks*............ O________________O"
Then I BBM-ed him, jokingly like, "how's life as a homosexual?"...just teasing and all...after a few days he did change it back to "women".....
THEN, I stupidly put something in my personal messahge on BBM (BlackBerry Messenger) like....."I hope you know how I feel....SV" (SV - his initials) and I think he saw it so he blocked me (without ability to re-add him) and hasn't talked to me since. We're still "friends" on facebook.
*Story is coming to a close now*....so we both commented on a status a week or two ago and I was like "oh hello Sam" and he was like "Not talking to you." So I messaged him and tried to find out why and he wouldn't reply - my friend later told me that he (the guy) had told him he had blocked me on BBM because I had said I've fancied him or something (most probably the personal message under my BBM name).
So anyway, last night I thought I'd text him and see if he had cooled down or whatever. I text him "Hey". A few minutes later my phone rings and he says "Hello, who's this" (he s obviously out because I could hear a crowd talking in the background) and I say "It's Jonny" and then he said something like "Oh my days" and hung up instantly. I couldn't believe it. I was devastated. He was supposed to be a mate.
The last bit is so ****ed up, literally midnight this morning, I drove all the way to his housse (bout 20-25 min drive) and just parked near it and just sat in my car playing "Video Games". I felt so numb. Then, to my surprise about 30 mins later, car pulls up and he pops out. He didn't notice me or my car - thank god - that wasn't my intention, if he had, well then, I would have looked like a stalker. I'm just, I dno. I don't know how to feel really.
It's not just the usual, straight guy crush, because I know there's something there but I don't try and kid myself to believing anythings going to happen, I just miss him as a friend and am really hurt (I never get hurt) that he could treat me like that.
Here's a pic of us at a party quite a few months ago. I had JUST got the party - was a few hours late because of a drama trip - and before I even had time to grab myself a drink he threw his arms around me and wouldn't let go O____O. I miss times like this. It's like he's forgotten, like he doesn't want to know me at all.
Plus, at the party, to get up to it, you had to walk up these killer, broken, mash up stairs outside...he made me walk down with him down these stairs...only to reveal to me that he wanted a piss ¬_¬. So I had to stand there and wait for him to finishing pissing, then he had the nerve to pull out the whole "oh why you trying to look at my dick" thing. A mess. Bitch you brought me down here and you want to try and make it out....ANYWAY....here's the pic LOL.
I look so fat in this - and I'm not- but the way he hugged me made my top bunch up at the bottom ¬_¬
I can still feel the hug right now
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DEAD at me reading all this
I think he is bi or atleast curious but he didnt want his bussines out like that and when u did that bbm thing it seems like he jus didnt want to be around u anymore or he realized u was becoming clingy and u wanted more than jus a tease. So in my eyes i think he jus wanted to get away from u soo u didnt have them feeling for him anymore and also I do not think he liked u like that he was jus ****ing with u since he knew u was gay sum guys love to do that lol
Leave him alone and go find u another boy cuz this friendship is DEAD!! LET IT GO 
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Member Since: 6/20/2011
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Originally posted by Legendtina
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It's not even like I want him like that. I just miss a friend. As a friend I thought he'd be mature enough to confront me if he felt threatened by something I did or posted.
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Member Since: 7/10/2010
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Originally posted by Ømega
DEAD at me reading all this
I think he is bi or atleast curious but he didnt want his bussines out like that and when u did that bbm thing it seems like he jus didnt want to be around u anymore or he realized u was becoming clingy and u wanted more than jus a tease. So in my eyes i think he jus wanted to get away from u soo u didnt have them feeling for him anymore and also I do not think he liked u like that he was jus ****ing with u since he knew u was gay sum guys love to do that lol
Leave him alone and go find u another boy cuz this friendship is DEAD!! LET IT GO |
Add another thing judgin by that pic he seem like a Bottom... 
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Member Since: 6/20/2011
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Originally posted by Ømega
Add another thing judgin by that pic he seem like a Bottom... |
NOOO don't say that lmao
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Member Since: 7/10/2010
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Originally posted by JonathanLGardner
NOOO don't say that lmao |
Well **** he look like it. He probably got tired of acting like a top when knowing damnn well his ass belongs laying on his back with his legs up
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Member Since: 3/21/2010
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Originally posted by Hollywood
Oh, so there's a guy at work who keeps hitting on me, and clearly wants in my pants. The catch? He's ****ing 16. |
DON'T EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT!
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I want him 
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Member Since: 1/3/2010
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Originally posted by Hollywood
I'm almost 23. I made the mistake of giving him my number.... so he's been texting me for the last 10 minutes to "get sweaty in the hot sun before work." I'm already in an awkward situation with one person at work too.....
What I really should do is find a job without teenagers.... but I like being a projectionist.
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16.... Yeah, I'd ignore him or tell him that he's way too young. Who's the other person?
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Member Since: 1/3/2010
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Originally posted by Ømega
Its only a two year difference i would have ****ed that tight ass soo good.. ohh my ohh my ohh my |
Nope.  That was in high school and word travels fast in high school. Besides, I wanted to let him **** me. He was only 16 but he looked like a man - facial hair, muscles, ass, deep voice (well, deep enough) - everything. He was aggressive, too, very hands on. I saw once last year, but he didn't see me. He was going to one of those Army recruiter places. He was with a girl.  I just watched him and said nothing. I will be contacting his ass once I'm done with college, tho.
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Member Since: 6/20/2011
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Originally posted by Midnight
Nope. That was in high school and word travels fast in high school. Besides, I wanted to let him **** me. He was only 16 but he looked like a man - facial hair, muscles, ass, deep voice (well, deep enough) - everything. He was aggressive, too, very hands on. I saw once last year, but he didn't see me. He was going to one of those Army recruiter places. He was with a girl. I just watched him and said nothing. I will be contacting his ass once I'm done with college, tho. |
I beg you PM me a pic of this hot rod 
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Member Since: 1/3/2010
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Originally posted by JonathanLGardner
I beg you PM me a pic of this hot rod |
I don't have any pics of him.
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Member Since: 10/27/2010
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Originally posted by Midnight
I don't have any pics of him. |
facebook?=)
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Member Since: 1/3/2010
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Originally posted by esteee12
facebook?=)
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Girl, no. I'd feel weird posting pics from his facebook...
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