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Originally posted by JonathanLGardner
You do realise IfICannotLove is like 13? 
Anyway...I'm scared that like if I don't douche and I get penetrated that omg ew like, the dude might have a ****** dick *worst nightmare* |
Yes, I just found out.
Speaking of ****** dicks, let me tell you a story.
I met this gorgeous red head last spring and we got together one night. After that night, we didn't see each other until June. We got together and had sex again. I was extremely horny and I hadn't had sex in a month. So I'm pounding his cakes and we're switching positions and everything else. I saw this brown stain on these white ass sheets..... I'm thinking that that can't be what I think it is. So, I ignore and keep going. I eventually came, so did he.
We got together again in July, the last time I saw him.
Anyway, I'm plowing his fields once and he came way too early. I pulled my dick out and saw **** on the condom!!!!
It was on the sheets again, too.
I didn't say anything to him because I didn't want to embarrass him. I was shocked, tho. As soon as I got home I hopped my ass in the shower and scrubbed the **** out of my dick. I miss him, tho.
I'd make him drink a bunch of green tea if we ever got together again.
Thanks, but i'm saving it for that special someone if you know what I mean. One of these days hopefully, I just don't want to give it away to anybody even though I really want to try it. I would top anyone though.
I'm so happy i'm gonna be 18 in 5 months. 
