Speaking of dodgy translations, I rather love the Taiwanese Chart translated into English
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Choke the spicy red pepper crusted tuna with choir
Adele - Love Dale
Bruno Mars - Martian Bruno
The Fame Monster - Superman mumbo jumbo
Justin Bieber - Small Justin
The funniest thing about it is that with all the others, you can sort of get an idea of where the mistranslation may have occurred... That is completely random