Here's my idea for the VMAs: GH intro is playing while the curtain falls to reveal a large fish tank. Lights flash on and show Yuyi floating in the tank. She swims to the surface and sings the "drink my tears" refrain, as she's singing, the tank drains and Gaga sinks with it. She gets caught in the drain and after screams and crunching noises, she rises up, completely human. The background display is bright lights flashing as she starts singing HML while being chased by a mob skeleton figures (i.e. Gaga's BTW look) and nearly falls off of the stage. The background changes to snowy European setting and she fights them back as she starts singing the prechorus and chorus of Scheiße. Suddenly, while the faux-German is playing, she turns around acting shocked and notices the angler fish. The intro of Paparazzi starts playing as she fights it off and beheads her near the bridge. She falls to the ground and all of the lights go off and the audience claps, thinking it's the end of the performance. But then a spotlight shines on Brian May and he starts playing the Y&I intro. Gaga (beheaded) rises from the ground and walks to the piano that is now in center stage and plays out the entirety of Y&I.
That must be a new record.
