the best place i've ever had sex would be in the guy i was with's parents bed. his dad came home and shouted up the stairs. i don't think i've ever got dressed so quickly in my life our excuse for the bed being a mess was the dog jumping on it it was so embarrassing and his dad clearly didn't buy it.
TO MAKE THINGS WORSE with the same guy his dad again walked in on us having sex and as he came in asked the guy "if he wanted a subway" the irony killed me
our excuse for the bed being a mess was the dog jumping on it it was so embarrassing and his dad clearly didn't buy it.
