Being the good sis I am, I was surfing on CNN just for some quick news updates. I clicked on a story and below there were some comments, which I usually like to read a few. I clicked on a link in the comments for more info on the subject, but unknowingly, it took me to a gay ****o site with huge ass dicks popping up on my screen. My mom was just down the hall coming into my bedroom so I tried to close it but my computer froze and the audio was still repeating "Rick Bravo is gay. Rick Bravo is gay." I was like "Oh ****!!" I quickly unplugged my computer from the power jack just in time before my mom could see or hear anything. I was scared for life!
I've never been caught. I'm extra precautious. I only got dicked down TWICE in my bedroom and I have my keys to lock it up. If ever **** happened, the plan was to make the dick supplier go out by the window. 5nd floor or not, he would have found a way to deal.
But one time my brother was sitting next to me when i was on my Macbook and I opened Firefox and it restored all the tabs from the night before which were all ****. I nearly dropped the **** dead, I slammed it shut so damn fast. Not sure if he saw.
This is why I keep Safari on my MB... For watching **** without tracking history or restoring tabs.
Oh dear. Couldnt even look at my dads face. The man decided not to postpone the questions he wanted to ask me and I had to answer it while looking at the ceiling.
This is why I keep Safari on my MB... For watching **** without tracking history or restoring tabs. 
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