Okay, so we are doing this thing at my job where we will be teaching 11-13 year old girls of color. about positive images and whatever. My superviser asked me to look up some music videos to discuss. So, I instantly came up with "Run The World (Girls)" with a topic question of "do girls really run the world". MY superviser was like "the real question is, is she a good representation & role model for girls. I bet if you put a book in her face she wouldn't know what to do."
So I gave her this look:

And was like "Why You Pressed?" but she didn't hear that.
There was also another time where my lying ass friend was talking about how he was dating this one straight guy and I blurted out "I wanna see the receipts", he looked at me like "What?" lol