Seriously.. my mom decided to take the computer away from me for a few minutes so she could get on before she leaves, and I was sleeping infront of it & forgot that I had multiple pictures up of a few fat guys (since I am pleasured by muscular & fat people
, and a few were shirtless), and I totally forgot so I go in her room and snatch it away really quick while she was in the middle of typing something and saw all the 8 or 9 tabs (Facebook, ATRL, then the other 7 or so pictures). Here, I just kept it at ATRL and didn't close them because I thought she'd think the tabs were bad and bring them back up if she saw me close them (forgetting how she barely knows how to work a computer). So then I wait after like 15 minutes and she just goes downstairs and while going down she just says she's going to the hospital to do rounds. So I'm like 'Okay' but in my head I'm like 'This bitch did NAWT..' so I went into her room and of course what I see is one of the shirtless fat guys, and not ATRL.
So now.. my mom either thinks I'm gay, bi, or just.. who knows.
But, if she does bring it up and she actually did see the photos (or if I just accidentally left it on that photo, but I remember leaving it on ATRL's tab), I can just make up an excuse and say that I was looking for inspiration to lose weight.
Since she's been talking about weight loss programs lately.. though, like usually, she nor I start doing anything.
