The public statement about ManDown slapping me on live television and being charged for physical abuse, right? And surely he's being sent out the house?
Gurl, I am not here to play your childish games. Let me make this clear: this is not a movie, I am not Gretchen Weiners, I am NOT the one for your ****. Keep ****ing with me, I will tear your plastic ass up faster than you can say "Toaster Strudel"
Gurl, I am not here to play your childish games. Let me make this clear: this is not a movie, I am not Gretchen Weiners, I am NOT the one for your ****. Keep ****ing with me, I will tear your plastic ass up faster than you can say "Toaster Strudel"
Uh, I'm really scared someone on the internet is threatening me
ATRL Big Brother 5 | Day 1: Welcome to ATRL Big Brother
DAY 1: WELCOME TO ATRL BIG BROTHER [crowd cheers as the camera pans from left to right showing all the studio audience]
[crowd then cheers as Matty steps out of the house into the middle of the audience]
[underwear and bras are being thrown at Matty]
[wait a second did someone just throw a *****?]
Matty: Sorry to disappoint but I don't use these *points at the ******
But I'll give it to those in the house that love to use it!
[the audience laughs]
Matty: WELCOME TO ATRL BIG BROTHER SEASON 5!!!
[the crowd goes b-a-n-a-nas]
Matty: After another successful season I decided to bring ATRL some more joy with a new season!
[the crowd cheers]
Matty: We had 17 applicants but sadly only 14 will make it in
[crowd boos]
Matty: I know, I know, but it's necessary. Now earlier before airing we revealed the first 10 to be in the house and they were...
- Allstar
- Edi
- Emyro
- Hooligan
- Jurred
- ManDown
- Marlon (TakeItOff)
- Orfeo
- Regina
- Staracademy
[crowd cheers as they appear]
Matty: They are anxious to get inside the house with their four new housemates! So let's bring out the first two...
- Matt (quiqui4eva)
- Lipton
[crowd cheers as they come out]
Matty: Welcome Out of you only 1 will make it in... and that person is...
- Lipton
[crowd gasps]
Matty: I'm sorry Matt Please welcome to the stage...
- Shawn (RunDevilRun)
- Mr.Link
[crowd cheers as they come out]
Matty: Welcome Out of you two only 1 will make it in... that person is...
- Shawn (RunDevilRun)
[Mr.Link nods in acceptance]
Matty: Sorry Mr.Link. Now the next people, you have probably seen them before from Season 1, as well as Mr.Link. I decided to let those who made it in Season 1 apply again to be in Season 5... let's bring them out and see who makes it... welcome...
- Adrian (adr1101)
- Jay (fiercE)
- Marnie
[crowd cheers as they come out]
Matty: Welcome back Out of you three only 2 will make it in... those 2 are...
- Jay (fiercE)
- Marnie
[Adrian walks off with his head hung low]
Matty: THERE YOU HAVE IT! Welcome our 14 houseguests!!! - Allstar
- Edi
- Emyro
- Hooligan
- Jay (fiercE)
- Jurred
- Lipton
- ManDown
- Marlon (TakeItOff!)
- Marnie
- Orfeo
- Regina
- Shawn
- Staracademy
You guys deserve it so please enter the house and have fun!!
But don't make me regret not choosing someone else over you!
[The 14 run into the house and go find their bedrooms]
Matty: Now... to the three that didn't make it... don't see it as a disappointment, it just means to never give up!
Matty: Alright well thats our show! Please join us back next time where we will crown our first HOH!!
[the camera then zooms out of Matty and pans to view the audience]
Out of you only 1 will make it in... and that person is...
Please welcome to the stage...
GOODNIGHT!!