I hope that when/if Madonna comes back, she's not wearing a pink leotard and wrapping her leg around some hot 20-year-old guy to show that (1) she can still get a hot 20-year-old and (2) she's still flexible enough to wrap her legs around him.
It's sort of insulting to everything she's done in the past the way she's been trying superhard to defy her age.
If anything screams "I'm in my 20s and I want lots of friends to invite me to their parties".. it's her stiff face.
