You: bitch
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: that aint nice
You: sorry
Stranger: watsup with that
You: were you born this way
Stranger: no i went through metamorphosis and became a giant bald eagle with mini turrets on my wings
You: are you hilary duff?
Stranger: no im connan o'brian
You: well you said metamorphosis
Stranger: i doubt it
You: no one is here for her though
Stranger: yes well i can fly and she cant so i am the alpha duff
You: she has a song called fly
You: you lose
Stranger: i cant lose, wake up neo...
You: she has a song called wake up too
Stranger: ah dang you i will not submit, i am alpha duff
You: what next: come clean, with love, or stranger?
Stranger: wat are you gonna tell me she has a song named i will not submit also
You: she might
Stranger: i heard chuck norris broke her arm
Stranger: in 900 places
Stranger: just by blinking
You: maybe she broke his arm in 901 places just by standing
Stranger: she has a prostetic limb and chuck dont
You: no she doesnt
Stranger: she just hides it well but i can tell that she does
You: really
Stranger: yea like that time tmz found her trying to get high on meth by injecting it into her fake arm, and thats after mowing down three people from drunk driving
Stranger: she also is a pro whaler
You: well if she was injecting into her arm: 1) she's an idiot 2) she doesn't hide it well
You: into her fake arm i mean
Stranger: well thats only after intoxication
Stranger: she went to rehab
Stranger: got a new fakey
You: thank you valuable info
You: im tired
You: its 344 here
Stranger: yea im in alabama how about you
You: oklahoma
Stranger: m or f
You: 89 f
Stranger: really 89 thats something
You: my husband is 102
Stranger: that is cool, do you have any cool history stories from like vietnam or ww2
You: my husband might
Stranger: did he serve
You: yes
Stranger: god bless ya'll i got to go, thank you for the random conversation of fake facts about hilary duff haha
mikey!!
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