Britney was an inspirational person to me. She inspired many people. I have a lot of respect for her and her work. I have a lot in common with her. We have been through many ups and downs in our careers, but we have pulled through. Britney was a very sweet girl. She had weight issues just like I do. They call me Dunk because my behind is like a donkey's. My brother--Mike--called me that. Britney inspired many people. Thank you.
BREAKING NEWS: CNN CONFIRMS THAT THE #1 SUSPECT, MS. BEYONCE KNOWLES-CARTER WAS HELD IN CONNECTION WITH THE DEATH OF MS. BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS CAREER, DURING HER PERFORMANCE OF Who Used To Run The World (Britney)...
THEY HAVE CONFIRMED THAT SHE IS IN INTERROGATION RIGHT NOW.
But a source close to Matthew Knowles claims that there is no need for the BeyHive to panic as he has already cut the check and she'll be released first thing tomorrow morning at 4:44 AM.
What appears to be a drunk Taylor Swift comes running up the stage during GaGa's speech screaming "one million first week, one million first week". Sources confirm said suspect has been removed from the funeral.
Ohhhh I get it.
