GAGA SPEAKS
*clears semen out of throat*
Britney, we used to call her “Brit” or simply “****** Booty”. She was a sister, friend, and a warrior in and out.
At the beginning of Britneys’s career, Madonna used to call her the miracle popstar. Britney made teenage pop the thing to do in the early 2000s. Madonna never thought that God would give Britney a wonderful life ahead.
Brit was a tall gal she stood at least 5’11 in height, skinny and long-haired. Brits’s unique physical feature was her warts on her left ear and a big mole on her right hand middle finger.
I only have limited memories about Brit. We never got the chance to be so close due to unexpected occurrences in our family life. I could only remember we used to have the same birth date and the worst enemies as sisters rivalry.
Britney was the most affected member of the family when Micheal Jackson died. We grew up with separate lives. We seldom saw each other. All I knew Britney was a huge popstar and I was a no one trying to make it with an ugly face and a fat ass.
Britney was a serious gal who brightened our lives with her smile and grace.
At the peak of Britneys’s young and simple career, no one thought that her life will end in a tragic way. We thought that Britney would be a successful career-woman and would have a family of her own to grow old with.
Britney gave her last breath for everyone eyes to be open. Britney wanted people to know that flopping is OKAY and that it is not the end. But since that bitch is dead, I dont now how good that advice is. Britney wanted the world to be a better place. God has His own special plan for her life. We may not understand it but that’s how life works. Life was full of mysteries.
Today, we are gathered here for funeral and protest-march on behalf of Britney Spears and other flop career victims like the ole ho Christina. “After Britney, who's next”, we want everyone to know that enough is enough. We thank to everyone who has attended on Britney's memory.
We are confident that Britney is now with our creator. She will be in our heart forever. I thank you Sister Britney that I became part of your life's journey. We will always be proud of you.
May God Bless you all and give you comfort.
We love you.
