Worldwide slaying:
One of my friends was at Disney's Hollywood Studios at the Walt Disney World Resort in Florida.
The theme of the main entrance is old-time hollywood, and they have some hilarious people acting as "Citizens of Hollywood."
At the end of the day, they have a joke contest.
One of the guys said: "Maybe if you win you can buy a full pair of pants." (to a guy that wears high-water pants)
The other guy replies, looking offended: "These pants were born this way!"
Only Gaga
(The irony - this is the park where The New Mickey Mouse Club was filmed).
