I just can't.
She slays us sooo effortlessly. My scalp has yet to be attached to my head again, it's still fresh from Born This Way video, Born This Way song and Scheiße (Mugler Mix). It doesn't even feature the chorus.
It all started with 'it's just a remix!'. Why does she do this to me? She slays me so epically, I CANNOT DEAL at all! That **** is TEH SCHEIT. I lurbs it so much.
And than came Born This Way, which ******* all over the lessers. And literally ****. **** **** SH!T so hard on the faces of all those flops with their fail comeback 4.0, Tik Tok 5.0 and Dr Luke generic song 19.0. It was sooo hard to deal with this.
And then she slayed me with that ****ing video. It was so pretty. My eyesssss! Aw lawrd have ****in' mercy!
AND NOW THIS GOVERNMENT HOOKER. IT IS TEH FIRE
:blow: :epicbomb:
It's just. I cannot describe my love for this HOOKER. SHE IS TOOOOO MUCH.
My scalp is lost again, my wigs will never return and everytime I buy a new one, it is whooped in a ****in' day. She has no mercy! WHY! WHY!? Stop it please. Your beats are too insane, your lyrics are orgasmic, your songs ARE TEH SCHEIT!
Look at me now, I've completely lost it. I should try drunk diet and jammin' some more to GOVERNMENT HOOKER. DRINK MY TEARS TONIGHTTTT. **** SLAYED AGAIN.
AND NOW SHE WILL ****ING COME WITH THIS STRIPPED DOWN VERSION AND ANOTHER VIDEO
HOW CAN I POSSIBLY DEAL WITH HER IN MY LIFE? IT IS UNINAGMINELA DKLTJ:KLWA#$@FMJIOP@#*()C$#C
THAT HOE> THAT HOOKER> THAT SHITTER. SHE ***** SO HARD.
TAKE MY SOUL
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