OMG. I have the funniest story to tell you gerls.
So at my school we have a parenting class that requires everyone to walk around for a few weeks with a baby (not a real one, a doll that looks like a deformed Cabbage Patch Kid). So this one girl accidentally left her baby at home and called her mom to ask her to bring it to school. Instead of going inside the office to give it to the girl, the mom thought it would be a good idea to leave the baby beside the girl's car. Before the girl could find it, they made an announcement over the intercom saying, "A fake baby has been found sitting in the parking lot. If you are the parent of this child, please come to the office
immediately."
So apparently, today she had to go to "court" where everyone in her class had to decide if she was guilty or not guilty. I don't know what the verdict was since I'm not taking parenting, but if she was found guilty she has to wear a big-ass sign that says either "Baby Killer" or "I Neglected My Child" all day Monday.
Yes, as you could imagine, this teacher is weird as ****. If she catches you hitting the baby (a doll!) she can write you up and send you to the office, and you can get suspended I think.
/end story