Do you Gagalicious, knowing this woman's love for you and returning it, realizing her strengths and learning from them, recognizing her weaknesses and helping her to overcome them, take fabulawesome to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Place the ring on her finger. Let these rings serve as locks–not binding you together–but as keys, unlocking the secrets of your hearts for each other to know, and thus bringing you closer together forever
I now pronounce you husband and wife.
YOU, ME, outside. You better be hard like RIhanna cause i'm gonna pummle you down to a pulp. I gave a dude TWO black eyes on ACCIDENT. If I can do that on accident, I can most certainly do it on purpose.
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this is a mess 
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