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Discussion: Archived: Random Thoughts (#1)
Member Since: 5/23/2010
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Originally posted by Crank_It_Up
Sis, you gurls, just you guys know, I'm gonna be marrying Zac Efron tmw. He broke Vanessa up for me.  |
You better get that dick and go.
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Member Since: 6/7/2009
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Originally posted by What It Seems
That must have been some good breakup sex =-o
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I made him go gay. Now Zac's dick wrinkles every time a girl touches him. Only I get to see it in its full glory. 
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Member Since: 11/11/2010
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Originally posted by Inject Me.
OH MY GAWDD
BITCH, I GOTTA SHOW YOU THIS TRICK
it lets you deepthroat like NO TOMORRAWWWW!
uh... idk if this explains it, but, here it goes!
step one: open your hand like youre making a high 5
step two: tuck your thumb in, so it looks like youre showing up 4 fingers
step three: keeping your thump tucked in, close your hands and make a fist
and BAM! your gag reflex is gone! test it out by shoving your finger down your throat or something
you wont throw up! (:
idk if this **** makes any sense. i'd rather make an instructional video |
YESSSSSS! Thank you gurl. Someone told me something about that before, but I forgot how it worked. I guess I'll have to try it out on someone. Any volunteers? 
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How is everyone tonight?
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Member Since: 5/23/2010
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Originally posted by BEYONCESGiirl
Early I worked hard on that banner. When you gawn show it off.  |
I'm making mine on Tuesday or Wednesday it has to be nice and organized because I'm not here for the messy and rushed.
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Member Since: 8/21/2010
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Originally posted by ManDown
YESSSSSS! Thank you gurl. Someone told me something about that before, but I forgot how it worked. I guess I'll have to try it out on someone. Any volunteers? |
bitch, i'm a man. i have a ****, and i'm willing to volunteer myself for your little offer to prove it
my boyfriend doesn't have to know
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Member Since: 11/11/2010
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Originally posted by Crank_It_Up
OMG what happened? Are you alright?  |
Sis, this guy I've been "seeing" for 4 months now basically confessed to ****ing his ex at a party.  He wouldn't admit it was willingly though, his exact words were: "I think something happened, I mean my ass is kind of sore. Oops....", and he kept acting strange, so I hung up on him. I'm too classy to be played like that. Plus he's been hanging out with his damn ex EVERYDAY. But I'm okay sis, don't worry.
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Member Since: 7/30/2010
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Originally posted by itstotallybea
How is everyone tonight?
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BJ and Boyfriends discussions! Im fine and how are you?
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Member Since: 8/22/2009
Posts: 50,646
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Originally posted by Captain Planet
What's it about? Is it scary?
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A disease was released and everyone in the world died and then came back as zombies, there are other people who survived trying to survive. It sounds cheesy but I swear its WAY deeper than that. Whoever wrote the original book really goes there with it, real life people in real life situations... Ive cried like 4 times already on Season 1 alone and its only 6 episodes...
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Member Since: 7/30/2010
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Originally posted by Crank_It_Up
I made him go gay. Now Zac's dick wrinkles every time a girl touches him. Only I get to see it in its full glory. |
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Member Since: 8/21/2010
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Originally posted by ManDown
Sis, this guy I've been "seeing" for 4 months now basically confessed to ****ing his ex at a party. He wouldn't admit it was willingly though, his exact words were: "I think something happened, I mean my ass is kind of sore. Oops....", and he kept acting strange, so I hung up on him. I'm too classy to be played like that. Plus he's been hanging out with his damn ex EVERYDAY. But I'm okay sis, don't worry. |
oh hell nah
it's damn near impossible for a gay guy to be "just friends" with his ex.
i would know ;0
i'm sorry for what happened to you, though!
just go get some dick and you'll be fine!
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Member Since: 6/7/2009
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Originally posted by ManDown
Sis it's not that, he's cheating on me with his EX BOYFRIEND. And he hasn't even given it up to ME yet, after 4 months. I only saw the dick twice. He keeps lying to me and acting like I'M the shady one, when he spends all day with his ex. Sis I hate men, I might have to go lesbian. 
You're right. It would be wrong. I guess I'll give him a call in a couple of hours. I'm just so tired of the lies/games sis, you know?  But I'll ask him, once and for all, what the **** is going on with us and that he needs to move the **** on from his ex or his ass is moving TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT.
I can't @ me listening to "If I Were A Boy" IAWT version on repeat.  |
I finally read the whole thing.
Honey, I'm so sorry. 
I hate people who are like that. But he could not be cheating, you never know.
I hope all works out for you.
You deserves the best.
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Member Since: 11/11/2010
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Originally posted by Inject Me.
bitch, i'm a man. i have a ****, and i'm willing to volunteer myself for your little offer to prove it
my boyfriend doesn't have to know |
Well when you put it like that, it's very tempting. I don't mean being a sideline hoe, as long as I'm getting some. I won't tell nobody.
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Member Since: 8/22/2009
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Originally posted by chemist
I LOOOOOOOOOVEEEE that show. It is my favorite show at this moment 
Nothing can top Lost though |
Im gonna get into Lost as soon as I catch up on my Pokemon... Ive seen Heroes, Buffy, Charmed, and a few other shows all the way through and each time I always cry at the end.
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Member Since: 5/23/2010
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Originally posted by Inject Me.
well, hello there |
How are you on this ****ty Monday ?
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Originally posted by ManDown
Okay, good idea gurl. And you are SO LUCKY you haven't been in a relationship. They're so dramatic and time-consuming, I ****ing swear. And most men don't know the meaning of "dedication", "faithful", etc. And that's true, it's just most guys are seeming like pennies these days, all useless, dirty, and used up.
But thank you sis, I appreciate it. |
This is why I don't want to get in one. But then I think about the positives and they outweigh the negatives each time. I might start dating next year to see what's out there but I doubt I'll find the right guy. Until I least expect it.
You're welcome.
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Member Since: 8/21/2010
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Originally posted by ManDown
Well when you put it like that, it's very tempting. I don't mean being a sideline hoe, as long as I'm getting some. I won't tell nobody.
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Oh, you won't be no sideline hoe! Don't chu worry
what you'll be is a bleacher hoe. i already have a sideline hoe
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Originally posted by XoEarlyMorningoX
How are you on this ****ty Monday ?
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HOW AM I DOING?! Not ****ty enough... :/
But it's mkay, my ****ty days are reserved for friday-sunday. Or whenever my hoe ass gets drunk with some guy, which isn't today
i really like this emotion thing. It's very bitchy,
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Member Since: 11/11/2010
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Originally posted by Crank_It_Up
I finally read the whole thing.
Honey, I'm so sorry.
I hate people who are like that. But he could not be cheating, you never know.
I hope all works out for you.
You deserves the best. |
It's okay sis, don't worry. I'll get over it, it's just a hot ****ing mess right now. I can't believe I allowed this to go on for this long. 
Thank you gurl. I appreciate it. I'll let you know what happens.
If it gets heated, I might record our fight and post it on YouTube for you gurls to listen to.
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Originally posted by Inject Me.
oh hell nah
it's damn near impossible for a gay guy to be "just friends" with his ex.
i would know ;0
i'm sorry for what happened to you, though!
just go get some dick and you'll be fine!
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YES! Exactly. That's what I've been telling HIM, and just about everyone else IRL for weeks now. But they all think I'm delusional or something.
It's okay though, I'll be fine. And yes, some nice **** always helps ease the pain.
Don't let my bad relationship experiences turn you off from dating, you deserve to date! It is REALLY hard to find a good guy though, and when you do find a good one, they usually slip away easily. But I wish you all the luck in the world. You deserve a MAN, not a ***** ass boy like the boys I've been dating.
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Member Since: 11/11/2010
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Originally posted by Inject Me.
Oh, you won't be no sideline hoe! Don't chu worry
what you'll be is a bleacher hoe. i already have a sideline hoe |
Oh that's fine with me. I'm fine with under the bleacher, on a desk, in a car, underwater, etc. Any way I can get it. As long as it's good.
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