OMG, the creepiest thing just happened to me on the bus.

So me and my friend are just sitting there, minding our own business when a drunkard comes up to me and asks is today my birthday.
I say yes so he has me hold his cigarette and beer while he reaches down into his sock and puts out a $5.
I didn't know what do and everyone around me is either starring at me or telling me to drop the stuff on the floor.
After the man got off the bus driver told me to go home and sanitize my hands.
