We're sorry to interrupt your daily stanning, but this is ATRL broadcasting LIVE from BRITNEY STAN HEADQUARTERS to deliver SPECIAL NEWS!
ATRL: It is with our EXTREME pleasure to present this plaque for a GOLD certification to a thread that has spent weeks as the MUSIC NEWS' #1 MOST VIEWED THREAD. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CONGRATULATIONS TO.......the "Britney Spears: 7th album anticipation" thread.
****CAMERA FLASHES TO THE BRITNEY STANS*****

Britney Stans: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! We did it! We're such LEGENDS!!!!
ATRL: Can Stan Management please come forward to accept this award for ToMmy who couldn't be here with us this evening to accept the plaque?
*****Puts hand over mouth and cries profusely on stage****
Stan Management: First and foremost, I on behalf the stans would like to thank TC for allowing us to keep our thread.....and continue to sh*t so effortlessly on the lessor stans. I would like to also thank Britney for being such a lovable person and making it so easy to stan for such a sweetheart....only TRUE stans can stick by her through her toughest years. I would like to thank all the mega posters of this thread who have helped get us to this GOLD certification. THE HATERS/LESSORS are to be thanked as well, for their visible and INVISIBLE MODE trolling have contributed to this thread's success. I would just like to bring on stage ALL of the the loyal stans who have help make this thread a SMASH!!!!
*****ALL THE STANS STORM THE STAGE*******
YOU MAY NOW CONTINUE WITH YOUR HOURLY STANNING!!!!