[EarlyMorning]

Originally posted by P_Cahleb_M

i once had three ***** in front of my face and i took my time on all of them.

[ozlovezashlee]

I already said this b4, but it's pretty sad.

I whacked off to Bow Wow and Chris Browns music video to "Shorty Like Mine."

[Nicole]

Cahleb and his **** trio

[AshleeSimpsonFan]

I Never Saw The Ashlee Simpson Show

[ozlovezashlee]

Originally posted by AshleeSimpsonFan

I Never Saw The Ashlee Simpson Show

WHAT?!? Bitch, you're dead.

[AshleeSimpsonFan]

Originally posted by ozlovezashlee

WHAT?!? Bitch, you're dead.

I know
I'm like the worst Ashlee fan ever

[Redacted]

so here's another fun confession.

so i went to the gas station to pump gas. there was this really hot guy there. we talked. i brought him home. we had a quickie in his car. i just had sex and now i'm covered in *** because he came on me. time for a shower.

[fanoftalent]

Is P_Cahleb_M for real? or are these his unplayed fantasies?

[Redacted]

Originally posted by fanoftalent

Is P_Cahleb_M for real? or are these his unplayed fantasies?

i'm actually being serious.

[Nicole]

Cahleb you love to say these things just to scandalize people.

[Redacted]

Originally posted by Haus_of_Nicole

Cahleb you love to say these things just to scandalize people.

Nicole, i'm being serious. and go read the DM on twitter. i have to tell you something!

[Nicole]

Originally posted by P_Cahleb_M

Nicole, i'm being serious. and go read the DM on twitter. i have to tell you something!

If you're serious, and this is someone you just met at a gas station, you're going to catch a disease sooner or later.

[fanoftalent]

Originally posted by P_Cahleb_M

i'm actually being serious.

your dreams must look very realistic, since they have you so convinced

[Redacted]

Originally posted by Haus_of_Nicole

If you're serious, and this is someone you just met at a gas station, you're going to catch a disease sooner or later.

we used protection.

[Nicole]

I just read his DMs. Sounds true.

[Redacted]

Originally posted by Haus_of_Nicole

I just read his DMs. Sounds true.

nooooooo!!!! those are two different guys! i'll continue to explain over the DM.

[Nicole]

I can't keep track of all the men.

[Redacted]

Originally posted by Haus_of_Nicole

I can't keep track of all the men.

changing subjecttttttttt!!!!!



somebody needs to call PETA on me. i once flushed my goldfish down the toilet.

[supaspaz]

Originally posted by ozlovezashlee

I already said this b4, but it's pretty sad.

I whacked off to Bow Wow and Chris Browns music video to "Shorty Like Mine."

What? Why?! It is so easy to find free **** -- with actually attractive people actually having sex -- on the internet. You should never have to resort to that.

[Wazzzup]

Every minute it's getting dirtier in here.