OK, storytime: I was jerking off in the shower, and, for some reason, I started to moan kinda' loud. I was shocked because my parents could have probably heard me, so, then, I started to sing 'Poker Face' just to do the Oh, oh, oh, oh parts. I didn't stop there, so I kept singing Poker Face WHILE I was masturbating. So, on, and so forth, I came when I started to sing 'Boys Boys Boys' .
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