" refuse to believe that Zac Efron can naturally grow a trail of follicles over his lip. Have you ever seen a unicorn with a moustache? EXACTLY! So my guess is that while his personal bikini waxer was shaping his pubes into a heart, he asked her to save him a piece. And that piece ended up over his lip to butch up his look for last night's Teen Choice Awards.
Zac shouldn't even bother with those tricks, because he will always be the prettiest fairytale princess in Disney's kingdom no matter what! Looking like Sasquatch scooted over his upper lip isn't going to change that! Don't try to Victor/Victoria our asses, Zac!"
