I have my insecurities. As far as I know, I've never been hit on by a ***.
You're adorable (I saw your pic). Your hair is a warm color and your eyes are cute. Also, you don't want to get hit on by F.A.G.S. until you certain things happen because they are the messiest bitches on the planet.
Oh for the love of God. The made-for-TV Christmas movie that follows The Muppet Christmas Carol will itself be followed by Fred Claus. It is ****ing August, right?